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Heard they got a tech saddle... heard it shoots lasers! Looked for a high level one... server hopped around my cluster for 3 days... went home empty handed every time...

To be honest, tapejaras over level 90 are rarer than Phoenix feathers or unicorn horns. Most frustrating mutha f***uz on ark. 10/10 would never tame again!!!

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