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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: grabs egg*
Rock drakes: COME HERE BOIII
Me: runs*
Also me: oh crap oh crap
That one insanely fast drake:
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!!!!
You were killed by a rock drake- level 999
I quit
Note:
NEVER run from drakes on foot. Bring a decent megalosaurus or maybe and andrewsarchus.
Also never do down without a fight
When the war has lasted 20 years, the drakonets will come. When the land is soaked in blood and tears, the drakonets will come.
Find the sea drake egg of deepest blue, feathers of Night will come to you,
Find the egg in mountains high, will give to you the scales of Sky.
For Earth drake, search through the mud for an egg the color of Drake blood.
And hidden among rival queens, the Sand Drake egg awaits unseen.
Of three Queens who Blister, Blaze, and Burn. Two shall die and one shall learn, If she bows to a fate that is Stronger and Higher, She'll have the power of Fangs of Fire.
Five Drakes born on the brightest night, Five Drakes born to end the fight, Light shall rise to end the Night
The Drakonets are coming...
Once upon a time there was a rock drake dad who had a baby rock drake. Let's start the funny story. One day rock drake dad was chatting with baby rock drake. But after a minute, baby rock drake saw another rock drake glide high in the sky. Then,baby rock drake said to daddy rock drake: daddy,why don't rock drakes glide upwards? Daddy rock drake: you'll know when you grow up. Many years later, baby rock drake grew up. Baby rock drake: hey dad I'm now grown up I'm ready to fly! Daddy rock drake: let's see what you've got. Babye rock drake: I BELIEVE I COULD FLY. (Flies upward) (Falls back to ground) Hey why can't I fly? Daddy rock drake: son, rock drakes don't have breastbones and are too big and heavy to fly. So that's why we glide. Baby rock drake: GGAAH I HATE BEING A ROCK DRAKE.
Dude i got one and was gliding to my base and dropped it it said to hot so i went to another region egg:too hot i went and found a ice vent dropped it egg:too cold me: 😕 i grab then drop it next to the vent egg:too hot me:😑 i grab and drop in poison water egg:too hot me:😐 i get an incubator power it put egg in egg: incubating me:😮💨 I found out it was a level 208 it was worth it