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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey Bob!
Yeah?
Let's make a new creature lol
Sure what's it gonna be
Make it like a wyvern
Ok
Throw it in radiation
Ok
Throw it in glue and feathers
Ok
Make it so they glide
Ok...
Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly
Uhhh
You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you
Isn't that a bit o-
Also it can climb rocks
B-
Q U I E T
Ok done
Really?
Yeah come take a look.
Me: *new to fjorder*
Rock drake: boo
Me: OH FU-
Rock drake: hElLo
Me: *running*
Rock drake:*goes invisible*
Me:*still running*
Rock drake:*apears infront of me*
Me: WHAT THE HE- HOW DID-
Rock drake: *goes invisble*
Me: RUNN
*friend joins*
Me: DUDEEEEEEEEEE A FRICKEN INVISIBLE LIZARDDD
friend: *leaves*
Me: wh- *logs off*
Rock drake: well screw it *logs out*