When humans think they're the badest things on Ark...this is what happens

Easy way to take care of this:

Step 1: get a friend

Step 2: bola them

Step 3:RUN

Once upon a time there was a rock drake dad who had a baby rock drake. Let's start the funny story. One day rock drake dad was chatting with baby rock drake. But after a minute, baby rock drake saw another rock drake glide high in the sky. Then,baby rock drake said to daddy rock drake: daddy,why don't rock drakes glide upwards? Daddy rock drake: you'll know when you grow up. Many years later, baby rock drake grew up. Baby rock drake: hey dad I'm now grown up I'm ready to fly! Daddy rock drake: let's see what you've got. Babye rock drake: I BELIEVE I COULD FLY. (Flies upward) (Falls back to ground) Hey why can't I fly? Daddy rock drake: son, rock drakes don't have breastbones and are too big and heavy to fly. So that's why we glide. Baby rock drake: GGAAH I HATE BEING A ROCK DRAKE.

He live in da corona virus’s home

If on multiplayer bola your friend put a ton of Bear traps around them and use them as a distraction as you steal the egg

Spider-Man needs a baby rock drake... you know because it eats venom... not funny... ok

"IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE!!!" 😂

(Jurrasic world reference)

To the person who ate the Rock Drake egg,I did the same with a wyvern egg for even the se reason.I criedso hard after and threw my controller at my brother and luckily it missed.(Don't worry he is okay.And I regret doing it and I apologized to him.Now we're cool again.)

I named mine sir francis drake

sir francis drake (irl) was a british naval sailor and one of queen elizabeths best, he was knighted and had also sailed around the world, and that concludes history class

Aw crap it's a wyvern run...wait it's a rock drake still run from invisible climbing gliding boi

Friend said it was imposible without hazard suit i said hold my beer

Diet includes poison and humans

Istg if I hear one more mobile compliant

ITS FOR FREE SO THEY DON'T GIVE A HECK ABOUT IT

Bro the first two eggs I had ever hatched gave me triplets in both. I have 6 rock drakes. Help.

I remember when I thought rock drakes can’t swim but….i was strong a flipping rock drake jumped out of the water when I was getting an artifact..then I died and I had to restart my 5 hour retro of harvesting

It's just eevee. It can evolve into a magmasour or managarmer or wyvern

Basically randall boggs from monsters inc.

I wanted one so bad. I shot at one. I forgot they could turn invisible. Oops. Baadd mistake 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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So I have- what? 38 rock drakes? And I was just like, what would happen if I put all of them on wandering and aggressive so they could feed themselves? I did that, now rock drake eggs are everywhere and idk where the parents went ;-;

Rock Drakes swim faster than wild spinos and megalodons. Just found that out