Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
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So I have- what? 38 rock drakes? And I was just like, what would happen if I put all of them on wandering and aggressive so they could feed themselves? I did that, now rock drake eggs are everywhere and idk where the parents went ;-;
Me: oh look a rock drake. FORCETAME!
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Rock drake: oh look a rock drake. Hello fellow rock drake
Wild rock drake: YOU HAVE BETRAYED ROCK DRAKE KIND
Ark: your rock drake ( rock drake) was killed by a rock drake
Wild rock drake: I walks byI
Me: FORCETAME
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Nameless: oh a rock drake
Ark: your rock drake ( rock drake) was killed by a namless
Me: another rock drake
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Me: GET IN THE STUPID CRYOPOD
Ark: you froze rock drake
Based on true events