Dev1: Let’s make a bug!

Dev2: You mean, like a grasshopper?

Dev1: No, silly! A Rhyniognatha!

Dev2: A what?

Dev1: A RHYNIOGNATHA!!

Dev2: What even is that?

Dev1: Idk, some sort of wasp-dragonfly-mosquito thing.

Dev2: Huh. Ok.

Dev1: Give it the same health and damage a rex has.

Dev2: Got it.

Dev1: Give it chunky arms to pick up vaults and really big creatures.

Dev2: You know, all our players would have loved having this back before you finally let me add cryopods.

Dev1: Shut up and don’t question my evil plans!

Dev1: Give it resin that blocks damage and sticks creatures and players in place.

Dev2: Ok, this is getting a bit crazy again.

Dev1: Oh, and don’t forget its crazy weight and speed, that Omni-directional movement thing that the tapejara has, and make it swim too.

Dev2: Huh? Why?

Dev1: Also, I want there to be HUNDREDS of them in the swamp, but only on The Island and Lost Island.

Dev2: Buddy, you gotta stop making me do crazy stuff to our game.

Dev1: Keep saying that and I’ll make another insane new boss.

Dev2: Ok, fine! Rhynio-something-something done I guess.

Dev1: Great, now go learn Unreal Engine 5 for me.

Dev2: Uh, ok… Why?

Dev1: We’re gonna kill EVERYONE’S PCs…