Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark devs before adding this creature be like:
Dev1:we need a new creature!
Dev2:k
Dev1:how about an Australia theme?
Dev2:sure!
Dev1:maybe a bug ๐?
Dev2:got it.
Dev1:it should shoot projectiles!
Dev2:ummmmโฆ
Dev1:how about it shooting resin?
Dev2:okayโฆ
Dev1:it will be able to scream.
Dev2:you sure-
Dev1:to tame it it has to lay eggs in one of your creatures!
Dev2:what is this creature?
Dev1:it will be able to carry huge creatures and structures.
Dev2:I donโt think this is a g-
Dev1:shut up!
Dev2:sorryโฆ
Dev1:it will have strong stats and a passenger seat and really good movement.
Dev3,4 and 5:do we have any say in this?
Dev1:no
Dev2:are you done?
Dev1:yeah
Thanks for reading! :D
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"They're rare" they said... "you won't see that many" they said... WHY DID 3 AT THE SAME TIME COME AT ME WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE REDWOODS WITH GARY??? Moment of silence for Gary the giga๐
Your average day in Australia.
Ark: letโs make a new animal
Worker: ok
Ark: letโs make it fly
Worker: ok
Ark: and spit acid
Worker: got it
Ark: and can land on water
Worker: check
Ark: and can fly underwater
Worker: this is getting out of hand
Ark: shush. And have three different types of acid
Worker: ok what types
Ark: rapid fire
Worker: ok
Ark: giant bombs
Worker: are you sure about this
Ark: be quiet. And did I mention that it can freeze other Dinoโs and players
Worker: this thing is over powered
Ark: I know and the last acid spit is a guided missile
Worker: but sir
Ark: let me finish
Worker: ok
Ark: and pick up giant Dinoโs and flyers
Worker: Iโm so sorry players
Ark: Iโm not finished and letโs call it the rhynio
Worker: is it tameable
Ark: yes
Worker: how do they tame it
Ark: you have to kill the rhynio and grab a little ball thing and feed it to your Dino but before you do you have to find another one and trap it and get its health down to ten percent and then it will impregnate youโre Dino
Worker: oh my goodness
Ark: shh and then your Dino will have cravings that could be almost anything
Like a giga egg
Worker: are you done
Ark: no. And when itโs ready it explodes your Dino and itโs yours
Worker: these players are going to suffer
Ark: no there fine
Worker: ok. But are you sure you want to do this
Ark: positive
Worker: ok. And done now when I click this button it will kick everyone out of the game
Ark: do it
Worker: ok
Player 1: noooo
*Logs back in lost island*
Player1: what the heck is that
Player 2: ark made a new Dino cool
Player1 has died
Player 2 has died
Player1s argy has died
Player2s argy has died
Player1s Rex has died
Player2s Rex has died
Player1s wyvern has died
Player2s wyvern has died
Player1s rock golem has died
Player2s dodo has died
Player2: now youโve done it
Player1: uh oh that thing is dead now
Wild rhynio1 has died
Wild rhynio2 has died
Wild rhynio 3 has died
Wild rhynio4 has died
Wild rhynio 5 has died
Worker: I feel like dodos are more powerful then the rhynio
The end
Literally the same thing as a milliary grade helicopter but buggy
This thing killed my Baryonxy which i named "Barry Allen" for its fast mobility and swimming abilities. Therefore. I returned back with a pistol and a Rex. Guess who got the last laugh now?. Up = Rip for my Rex
me when hear horror sound or horror movie :โ ๏ธ
me when hear a this bug attack:RAHHHH AHHHHH OMG GOD HELP ME๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
New bug: *gets added to the game*
My beelzebufo: you're about to be the best cementing paste the world has ever seen
The bug just put a baby in my bronto but I donโt know how I did it because I just started the world a day ago but, it wanted a QUETZAL EGG. Why ark, just whyโฆ
When this mf pulls up in my desert base:
HANS, GET ZE FLAMETHROWER!