Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Australian: Bug for sale bug for sale.
Wild Card: Nice time to make people feel better.
Australian: You want it?
Wild Card: Yes how much?
Australian: 1,000 Dollars.
Wild Card: I,ll take it.
The next day.
Ark: Update is available.
Player: Nice time to update and see what it it is.
Ark: System update done do you want to play?
Player: Yes!
Rynhio: Survivor you will suffer.
Player: AAAAHHH GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER!!!
RYNHIO: RUN IF YOU CAN SURVIVOR BUT IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
PLAYER 2 HAS JOINED THE ARK
Player 2: mutha fugga...
PLAYER 1 PLAYER 2 HAS DIED TO A RYNHIO.
Dev1: ark is boring now lets add something
Dev2: how about a butterfly?
Dev4: he just said it’s boring
Dev3: how about its giant
Dev1: and shoots rockets from its butt
Dev3: and walks on water
Dev2: touching gum: eew sticky
Dev1: yea itle be a gross tame like a reaper
Dev4: and have sticky resin
Dev3: with sap to craft
And with that a demon was born the reaper worse cousin
Just encountered one of these for the first time. I saw some massive bug wings in amongst a bunch of dinosaurs, pulled out the spyglass and found out what it was. Level 12 Rhyniognatha. Immediately paused the game, as it looked scary, and went to dododex to learn about it the easy way, not the horror movie way (hey, there's something that seems extremely dangerous, let's go check it out).
Upon hearing that it is basically a sky giga, and that they have been known to take out high-level Argys, I booked it out of there as fast as I could, only looking back in camera mode so as not to stop moving. Am now too scared to go anywhere near the swamps.