Devs: ahh dont worry they are rare

Me: on south one seeing 4 of them surrounding me and my little dodo

"They're rare" they said... "you won't see that many" they said... WHY DID 3 AT THE SAME TIME COME AT ME WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE REDWOODS WITH GARY??? Moment of silence for Gary the giga😔

Huh so this is on the map called Florida

Yall should be super thankful. We got this in ark mobile before gta 6. Thanks devs for all the hard work for making a nice and functional game on mobile for us.

It’s a bug. That’s it

This is how I explain cockroaches to my parents

The fly in my house after I open some food

me when hear horror sound or horror movie :☠️

me when hear a this bug attack:RAHHHH AHHHHH OMG GOD HELP ME💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Ark logic: you have to kill a guy rhyno to get a pheromone, then you feed the "Mating gland" pheromone to your favorite pet bronto or giga, then almost kill a mom one and watch as it "Reproduces" in it and your pet requests Gas, Element, or sweet vegetable cake, then watch your pet die as it gives labor and gets replaced for a baby death bug.

Mr Buff Guy at TranqDart mobile

ark survival evolved old player when in the swamp:

player: what a lovely day in the swamp right my cute ptera?

Ptera: yea but im not cute

ark mobile ultimate edition player when i the swamp:

player: hmm do i hear a helicopter?, its a perishistoric game how even a helicopter here right ptera?

ptera: yea master, “how”

suddently a yellow things hit us

ptera: ow

“player looking behind”

player:….

PLAYER: RUNNNNNN

PTERA:OMG A BIG INSECT

PLAYER:RUNNNNNN OR WE DIED

PTERA:OH SH## NOT GOOD

PLAYER RUNNNNNNNNNNNN

Wyvern: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

Thought I outran the big bug just for it to appear behind my pt when I turned around to look

First the reaper queen now this bug from Australia…

Behold the Land Lobster. You can never OVER prepare for this encounter, and be ready to see an ALIENS-type birth out of your Dino when hatching one. Does it remind anyone else of the Reaper from Subnautica?

my bronto after got imprenage by Rhyniognatha

bronto: master can i have a element and black pearl? please?

player:wtf, is your stomach made of iron to devour that?!☠️

bronto:idk im just craving

player:fine fine

“after 43 min the bronto be like”

bronto: oof what happened to me

player:goodbye……

bronto: YOU ARE TRAITOR I WILL KILL YO-

“the Rhyniognatha cames out of the stomach”

Rhyniognatha:hi sir would you adopt me?

player:sure

Rhyniognatha: can i call you papa?

player:….. sure why not

Rhynioghnatha: why you look different from me?

player:uhhh

Rhyniognatha:WHERES MY ACCTUAL PARENT?!

player: i wont tell you

Rhyniognatha:ok papa

It says that this guy can only fit through behemoth gateways. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT THEY ADDED A FRICKING BUG-ZILLA TO ARK?!!!

Who is most scary?

Dodo : "Dilo"

Dilo : "Raptor"

Raptor : "Allo" 🦖

Allo : "Rhynio" 🦟

Rhynio : "myself"

the name looks like someone’s cat stepped on the keyboard

Their resin armor is what lets you pick up structures, said structure that I picked up was a tree platform with tons of turrets, an enemy tribe can now not leave their base ever again.

I finally got ait to lay egg in my sacrificial trike and the first thing this baby craves is Element!

Like, baby, are you kidding? Oh you gonna choke on berries