It’s a bug. That’s it

This thing will eat your family your dinos and your feet depending how hungry it is and it hast to impregnate you to tame it ewww

This is how I explain cockroaches to my parents

Here’s a story about this bug and me, when I started ark in about my 10 irl days mark I had a 10 Dino army and a decent base. I was unstoppable, but there was only one Dino I wanted more than anything, the raptor. I went hunting for raptors with full gear. I had all my bolas and tranq arrows. But then I made the biggest mistake of my life. Go into the swamp… a sarco appeared and I sent my Dino’s to kill it and the sarco managed to kill one of my Dinos, but it was only one Dino. And then I wandered into the beach. And then this GIANT BUG RHYNIOGNATHA KILLED ALL MY DINOS AND ME. At that point all hope was lost. All I wanted was my loot back. Just my loot, but suddenly I found my moschops lying around alive. Idk how but I was happy. I took him with me to try too get my loot, then he got eaten by a sarco…

The fly in my house after I open some food

Devs: ahh dont worry they are rare

Me: on south one seeing 4 of them surrounding me and my little dodo

ark survival evolved old player when in the swamp:

player: what a lovely day in the swamp right my cute ptera?

Ptera: yea but im not cute

ark mobile ultimate edition player when i the swamp:

player: hmm do i hear a helicopter?, its a perishistoric game how even a helicopter here right ptera?

ptera: yea master, “how”

suddently a yellow things hit us

ptera: ow

“player looking behind”

player:….

PLAYER: RUNNNNNN

PTERA:OMG A BIG INSECT

PLAYER:RUNNNNNN OR WE DIED

PTERA:OH SH## NOT GOOD

PLAYER RUNNNNNNNNNNNN

me when hear horror sound or horror movie :☠️

me when hear a this bug attack:RAHHHH AHHHHH OMG GOD HELP ME💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Wyvern: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

Behold the Land Lobster. You can never OVER prepare for this encounter, and be ready to see an ALIENS-type birth out of your Dino when hatching one. Does it remind anyone else of the Reaper from Subnautica?

First the reaper queen now this bug from Australia…

this mf is not letting me transport my anky and deodi to my base, IT'S LITERALLY DOING MILITARY TACTICS TO MAKE MY PLAYTHROUGH AS HELL AS POSSIBLE

my bronto after got imprenage by Rhyniognatha

bronto: master can i have a element and black pearl? please?

player:wtf, is your stomach made of iron to devour that?!☠️

bronto:idk im just craving

player:fine fine

“after 43 min the bronto be like”

bronto: oof what happened to me

player:goodbye……

bronto: YOU ARE TRAITOR I WILL KILL YO-

“the Rhyniognatha cames out of the stomach”

Rhyniognatha:hi sir would you adopt me?

player:sure

Rhyniognatha: can i call you papa?

player:….. sure why not

Rhynioghnatha: why you look different from me?

player:uhhh

Rhyniognatha:WHERES MY ACCTUAL PARENT?!

player: i wont tell you

Rhyniognatha:ok papa

I swear that if you go to tame this you will find 5 males and never a female but ONLY when you want to tame it

It says that this guy can only fit through behemoth gateways. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT THEY ADDED A FRICKING BUG-ZILLA TO ARK?!!!

the name looks like someone’s cat stepped on the keyboard

Who is most scary?

Dodo : "Dilo"

Dilo : "Raptor"

Raptor : "Allo" 🦖

Allo : "Rhynio" 🦟

Rhynio : "myself"

Thought I outran the big bug just for it to appear behind my pt when I turned around to look

*sigh* i remember a time when i could fly over the swamp and then get thyla’d and not murked beforehand

Ark logic: you have to kill a guy rhyno to get a pheromone, then you feed the "Mating gland" pheromone to your favorite pet bronto or giga, then almost kill a mom one and watch as it "Reproduces" in it and your pet requests Gas, Element, or sweet vegetable cake, then watch your pet die as it gives labor and gets replaced for a baby death bug.

Mr Buff Guy at TranqDart mobile