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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
ark survival evolved old player when in the swamp:
player: what a lovely day in the swamp right my cute ptera?
Ptera: yea but im not cute
ark mobile ultimate edition player when i the swamp:
player: hmm do i hear a helicopter?, its a perishistoric game how even a helicopter here right ptera?
ptera: yea master, “how”
suddently a yellow things hit us
ptera: ow
“player looking behind”
player:….
PLAYER: RUNNNNNN
PTERA:OMG A BIG INSECT
PLAYER:RUNNNNNN OR WE DIED
PTERA:OH SH## NOT GOOD
PLAYER RUNNNNNNNNNNNN
my bronto after got imprenage by Rhyniognatha
bronto: master can i have a element and black pearl? please?
player:wtf, is your stomach made of iron to devour that?!☠️
bronto:idk im just craving
player:fine fine
“after 43 min the bronto be like”
bronto: oof what happened to me
player:goodbye……
bronto: YOU ARE TRAITOR I WILL KILL YO-
“the Rhyniognatha cames out of the stomach”
Rhyniognatha:hi sir would you adopt me?
player:sure
Rhyniognatha: can i call you papa?
player:….. sure why not
Rhynioghnatha: why you look different from me?
player:uhhh
Rhyniognatha:WHERES MY ACCTUAL PARENT?!
player: i wont tell you
Rhyniognatha:ok papa
My rex (juvenile): dad?
Me: yes?
Rex: will i have a kid if i grow up?
Me: maybe.
Rex (adult): [sees a male rhyno and k*** it]
Rex: ohh? What's this? Is lunch?
Rex: [eats]
Me: R U K Rex?
Rex: umm, yes.
Me: [sees female rhyno]
Rhyno: "sniff sniff", you my Boy....
Rex: huh?
Rhyno: [grabs rex]
Rex: "help me dad"
Rex: I told you I will have kids
Me: [gets memorial ready]
Rex: Oh! It's time!
Me: [sobs uncontrollably]
Rex: oh no.....
Server: Rex was k**** by baby rhyno
New rhyno: where is my daddy?
Me: turn around
New rhyno: did I do dat......