Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you hit a rock you have a chance of marking a Rex into a flyer dino
Me when I started playing ark mobile and I didnโt knew giga existed and I see a rex : goooooo there is a red itโs gonna kill meeee
Also me after becoming a pro player and tamed spino a rexes and I see a rex : gooo an exp bag
Jurrassic park: The Rex is blind when you donโt move, it can only see active movement
T. Rex: (WALKS TOWARDS US)
Me and my tribe mate: (STANDING STILL)
T. rex: (KEEPS WALKING)
My tribemate: My dear friend, Rexes are blind when you donโt mov-
Chat: Your tribemate has been mauled
My other tribemate behind me: kill him!
Me: (I turn around)
Me: (I take my bola out and bola my tribemate)
Me: (I run away to escape since I used my tribemate as distraction food)
Maybe he dosent wanna break stone because his teeth will chip
Rex can spit salaiva haahahaha and also itโs kinda good for defense
Once I was playing the game peacefully and suddenly Iโm chopping a tree and all of a sudden two bronto come and one trex they start to fight Iโm just standing there in front and then accedentally the trex bites me instead of bronto and bronto smash me with its legs then Iโm 3D to 2D.I WANT CREATIVE PASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are so cute Iโm gonna tame them with no fly only a crossbow
3 lvl 100 trikes come up to my 500% melee damage Rex you think your funny donโt you?
... donโt try to knock it out with a slingshot if itโs a high level... learn from my mistakes ๐
Me: *tames a rex*
Every creature on the island: โonce she reaches level 74 weโre screwedโ
Everyone is talking about how rexes are so dumb and easy to kill and im over here cowering in my thatch hut with nothing but a dodo parasuar equus and raptor ._.
So basically... It's the Anakin of the dinosaurs lol
My rex 50 lv got killed by a piranha
Escaped 2 on a trike theyre slow af
Me flying around ; hey look an alpha Rex! Letโs get a trap set and tame it!
Rex ; *looks at me *
Me ; *is stupid and get off max level griffin to shoot it trying to show off but ps4 battery dies *
Also plug in your controllers kids. Oh and R.I.P pumpkin!
Me:tames the rex and thinks im invincible
Also me:*sees giga* F**K THIS SHIT IM OUT
The best way to tame a Rex is with one single item, a forcetame. They only require one and theyโre yours. And the best part is they wonโt need a saddle!
There's two ways of doing this, the easy way and the hard way.Easy way:Enable creative mode, the rest will take its course.Hard way:Read the other tips.
(This is true) I was looking at Dododex to find a red and one minute later I couldnโt not find a rex then they all fought brontos and some how they all died
Tap on this message to be thoroughly annoyed, then just scroll down alot.
Good job.
Meep
Meepmeep
baseball bat I choose you
*baseball bat noises*
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Screee screee i now take ur knee
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Meepmeep im not a sheep
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