You get one of these:Zero to Hero

If you wanna die and lose ur stuff u should come with a bow and a slingshot and fist

Rex: I just killed Giga’s friend with my buddy!

Giga: I just killed Rex’s friend without my buddy!

Rex: I’m outta here

I started out as a beach bob on a server and every beach bob starts with a theri on this server this was years ago and me and my theri came across a max level rex I set my theri to agressive and ran thinking it was gonna die but the rex lost my theri was at 1 hp when I went back to it

People who knock it out withs their hands are the only pros at ark

I attacked one thinks it’s was a bronto some how🤣🤣

Paint it purple and name it barney, then tell everything you see that you love them.

For those of you who don’t know:

It’s this thing -🦖

Never dismount one by a cliff side I did and fell to my death thing I saw was my Rex looking back at me

Finally i kill this raptor i’ll just feed the meat to my animals THUMP What’s that sound THUMP ohh no Re............ gulp THUMP thump

One thing you should know about this thing is that it can pop out out of nowhere seriously when I was hunting a Carbonemys out of nowhere two of these guys just pop up and decide to attack all the creatures meanwhile I decide to just go away and let the two Rex‘s eat everything but I was spotted from one of the Rex’s and so I went up top of a cliff and so before I was going to jump off the cliff because I knew the Rex’s would get me. I look at the right and the T-Rex‘s face was literally close to my character’s face, and I screamed so loud and my hand accidentally moved my character off the mountain and he died.

Rawr.

Giga:Hey Rex, is a rex named after the Tyrannosaurus or the other way around?

Rex:Giga, you bonehead!

They mean the same thing.

Just like an otte-

>Your Dumby (Rex 180) Was killed by Giga (652)<

When the survivors have lasted 20 years

The rex will come

When the tribe’s land is soaked with blood and poison

The rex will come

Find the Plesio egg of deepest blue

Troodons of night shall come to you

The largest egg in mountain high

Will give you wings of the Quezal

For claws of earth search through the mud

For an egg of the Baryonyx

And hidden alone from the rival tribes

The therizino egg awaits unseen

Of three tribes of blisters and blazes and burns

Two shall die and one shall learn

If they feed the Dino that is stronger and higher

They will have more than torches of fire

Five eggs to hatch on brightest day five dinos tamed to save the tribe darkness will rise to bring the morning

The rex is coming…

Good luck taming us…. Unless your one of these special breed of humans that use these weird things, I think they are called mods? Idk im a stupid Rex. Anyways, I was chillin with my friend Jerry and this ugly human walked up to Jerry and threw this magical bola at him, I heard stories of humans trying to bola us, they would always fail, but somehow this bola is special, the humans call it a ‘Chute Reusable Bola’ and then they walk up to poor Jerry and slap him with this shiny thing that resembles the sound of this thing humans call a ‘Metal Pipe’ the sound was very funny, so funny in fact that I just decided “Yo, human, I know you hurt Jerry and all but that shiny thing is too funny that I am gonna tame myself for you”

Rex good for boss tame one its easy🤨🫵" you got this"

I tamed a 150 rex with primitive bow and tranq arrows and fed it with cooked fish meat where’s my trophy

Barney is a dinosaur from our imaginations, after school we meet to… oh hi barney, hows it going? Wait, why are you looking at me like that? Hold up, barney, wait, stop, No, HAVE MER…—

All you need is a cliff, a crossbow and 50-100 tranq arrows (depends on Rex level), about 40 raw meat and boom Rex tame

Just finished building a thatch house and this dude came out the woods and destroyed it then walked away from me like a badass