
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the survivors have lasted 20 years
The rex will come
When the tribe’s land is soaked with blood and poison
The rex will come
Find the Plesio egg of deepest blue
Troodons of night shall come to you
The largest egg in mountain high
Will give you wings of the Quezal
For claws of earth search through the mud
For an egg of the Baryonyx
And hidden alone from the rival tribes
The therizino egg awaits unseen
Of three tribes of blisters and blazes and burns
Two shall die and one shall learn
If they feed the Dino that is stronger and higher
They will have more than torches of fire
Five eggs to hatch on brightest day five dinos tamed to save the tribe darkness will rise to bring the morning
The rex is coming…
Meanwilenat 2016
Rex:ah another good day after that war with my peeps.those spinos can have thier fun atfhter that.
Rex:goes to sleep.
TLC 1 came:
Rex when he woke up:I have a new ability ima test it on this dodo
Dodo:*poops his pants*
Rex:OMG I LOVE THIS TLC THANK YOU SOO MUCH ARK!!!