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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-10-21T13:47:12+00:00

The Rex can kill lethally.

But what can it do with a beach Bob with a bat.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-10-14T17:34:07+00:00

Go punch one, they said. I’ll be fun, they said.😶

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-14T13:33:38+00:00

Real men knock out a lvl 150 with their fists then tame it with cooked fish meat XD

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-26T21:02:47+00:00

If your walking about with a friend or a tribe mate and encounter one you bola your friend and run. After all it’s about your survival first.

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-24T23:24:43+00:00

Meanwilenat 2016

Rex:ah another good day after that war with my peeps.those spinos can have thier fun atfhter that.

Rex:goes to sleep.

TLC 1 came:

Rex when he woke up:I have a new ability ima test it on this dodo

Dodo:*poops his pants*

Rex:OMG I LOVE THIS TLC THANK YOU SOO MUCH ARK!!!

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2025-09-06T10:14:39+00:00

Tek Rex

I found two Tek Rex’s and they were level 70 I got one an I accidentally killed the other an then two spins and a alpha Carno came and killed the one I tamed I logged out after out of sadness and rage

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2024-03-10T23:59:45+00:00

Tyrannosaurus Rex may have had chest feathers.

Imagine the little arms

Sticking out

Hehe

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-05-30T09:58:01+00:00

It can't see us if we don't move. Isn't that right Dodo? Dodo?

Dodo (Lv.78 Dodo) was killed by Rex - Lv.18!

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2022-09-10T22:01:39+00:00

I was level 38 and I was walking down the beach and a Rex attacked me and I watched on YouTube how to Knock them out and had a crossbow with me so I knocked it out and I fed it roll me and it teamed up at level one don’t be like me use prime Or kibble

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-21T21:08:19+00:00

5th stage of 6 in carno evolution. visit carno page for full chart

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-26T01:40:45+00:00

I was chilling then a red show up and literally destroys my house give me 50 likes to take his friend and make an army to get revenge

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-11T10:52:49+00:00

If you see these guys, bola a nearby dodo or your friend and run.

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2018-10-28T18:34:29+00:00

Just remember

Rexe's eat EX's

score 9 · Answer 14 · 2018-10-20T20:07:02+00:00

If your alone, just run like it is a Trex. O wait it is, RRUUUNNNN!!!

If your with a tribemate, get a tranqarrow shoot it in his face (your tribemates face) and run. Your tribemate will help you alot.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-11-06T18:46:00+00:00

Have a good friend that tames it of you

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-29T02:15:02+00:00

Why go out of there way to kill you??? When getting attacked by baryonix

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-05T06:54:13+00:00

How to tame rex:

1. Shoot Tranq 38 Tranq Arow (Rex very slow)

2. If Rex Sleep , just give it some meat or Pulmon Kilble

3. Congratulations, you just got low level Rex 😔

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-28T17:55:06+00:00

The rex I was trying to tame fought paracers,kapros,diplos, and died to a bary.

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-19T09:38:06+00:00

Herbivore island was supposed to be safe but no they put a rex some raptors and yutyranus . Ps im still alive though

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-19T00:51:08+00:00

Just go up to it and start passive taming it with mejoberries