Real men knock it out with a slingshot

Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.

Step 2- Don't be a pansy

Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man

If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.

Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......

I made one torpor run with normal settings on Extinction at green obilisk with a slingshot. I think I knocked it out.

---Bob The Survivor---

Me: Sees one

Also me: Starts singing the chorus of Enemy by Imagine Dragons. "Oh, the misery. Everybody wants to be my enemy."

---Bob The Survivor---

I forgor that you can’t craft soothing balm, sorry folks!

Don't be a wimp and use your fists

If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run

Rex: I’m the king of ark!

Giga is now online

Rex is now offline