Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
NO NO STAY AWAY IT WAS A JOKE I LIKE YOUR ARMS NO NO NOT TEETH OH YOU SON OF A BLEEEP I’m sorry but the rest of this is to violent
So what I did after finding my corpse was I went to the T. rex And I punched him ran to a backup based and showed him what a ballista turret feels like
Bye The Albino warrior 😎😎
One thing you should know about this thing is that it can pop out out of nowhere seriously when I was hunting a Carbonemys out of nowhere two of these guys just pop up and decide to attack all the creatures meanwhile I decide to just go away and let the two Rex‘s eat everything but I was spotted from one of the Rex’s and so I went up top of a cliff and so before I was going to jump off the cliff because I knew the Rex’s would get me. I look at the right and the T-Rex‘s face was literally close to my character’s face, and I screamed so loud and my hand accidentally moved my character off the mountain and he died.
I started out as a beach bob on a server and every beach bob starts with a theri on this server this was years ago and me and my theri came across a max level rex I set my theri to agressive and ran thinking it was gonna die but the rex lost my theri was at 1 hp when I went back to it
Good luck taming us…. Unless your one of these special breed of humans that use these weird things, I think they are called mods? Idk im a stupid Rex. Anyways, I was chillin with my friend Jerry and this ugly human walked up to Jerry and threw this magical bola at him, I heard stories of humans trying to bola us, they would always fail, but somehow this bola is special, the humans call it a ‘Chute Reusable Bola’ and then they walk up to poor Jerry and slap him with this shiny thing that resembles the sound of this thing humans call a ‘Metal Pipe’ the sound was very funny, so funny in fact that I just decided “Yo, human, I know you hurt Jerry and all but that shiny thing is too funny that I am gonna tame myself for you”