Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Barney is a ripoff of Rex. Rex is Barney but a crueler and merciless version. If you encounter this Rex. If ya wanna tame it. I’ll give tips. Step one. Get a bunch of tranq darts and get crossbow. Step two. Bola your tribe mate as bait. Step three. Place big bear traps around the tribemate. Step four. Find Rex and lead him to the trap. Step five. Shoot the darts. And there ya go. You just needed to sacrifice a life. If ya wanna run from Barney. BOLA UR TRIBE MATE AND RUN!!! Never try to encounter him on purpose. Without any weapons at least. If you do that Barney will go extinct! No more purple dinosaur! Thank you for reading Guys! I appreciate you guys reading and taking your time. We only have limited time on earth. Use it wisely! Like you just did! Reading my tips and funny comments about prehistoric Barney! Thanks guys and have a good day! :)
NO NO STAY AWAY IT WAS A JOKE I LIKE YOUR ARMS NO NO NOT TEETH OH YOU SON OF A BLEEEP I’m sorry but the rest of this is to violent
So what I did after finding my corpse was I went to the T. rex And I punched him ran to a backup based and showed him what a ballista turret feels like
Bye The Albino warrior 😎😎
Ok so one time I was playing with my uncle and a alpha Rex came and followed me into the ocean but there was 2 titans near each other so I got the alpha to hit them and then after 20 mins 1 titan had died but backup came my friend with 3 reapers and a rock drake came and well let’ s just say rip drakes but I have a geo transmitter so then I hear this the ICE TITAN JUMP and 2 mins later there’s a alpha Rex dead btw I have mod so The Rex was level 1500