Good luck taming us…. Unless your one of these special breed of humans that use these weird things, I think they are called mods? Idk im a stupid Rex. Anyways, I was chillin with my friend Jerry and this ugly human walked up to Jerry and threw this magical bola at him, I heard stories of humans trying to bola us, they would always fail, but somehow this bola is special, the humans call it a ‘Chute Reusable Bola’ and then they walk up to poor Jerry and slap him with this shiny thing that resembles the sound of this thing humans call a ‘Metal Pipe’ the sound was very funny, so funny in fact that I just decided “Yo, human, I know you hurt Jerry and all but that shiny thing is too funny that I am gonna tame myself for you”

Rex good for boss tame one its easy🤨🫵" you got this"

Giga:Hey Rex, is a rex named after the Tyrannosaurus or the other way around?

Rex:Giga, you bonehead!

They mean the same thing.

Just like an otte-

>Your Dumby (Rex 180) Was killed by Giga (652)<

People who knock it out withs their hands are the only pros at ark

I attacked one thinks it’s was a bronto some how🤣🤣

Paint it purple and name it barney, then tell everything you see that you love them.

For those of you who don’t know:

It’s this thing -🦖

Never dismount one by a cliff side I did and fell to my death thing I saw was my Rex looking back at me

Finally i kill this raptor i’ll just feed the meat to my animals THUMP What’s that sound THUMP ohh no Re............ gulp THUMP thump

I tamed a 150 rex with primitive bow and tranq arrows and fed it with cooked fish meat where’s my trophy

Barney is a dinosaur from our imaginations, after school we meet to… oh hi barney, hows it going? Wait, why are you looking at me like that? Hold up, barney, wait, stop, No, HAVE MER…—

All you need is a cliff, a crossbow and 50-100 tranq arrows (depends on Rex level), about 40 raw meat and boom Rex tame

Just finished building a thatch house and this dude came out the woods and destroyed it then walked away from me like a badass

When the survivors have lasted 20 years

The rex will come

When the tribe’s land is soaked with blood and poison

The rex will come

Find the Plesio egg of deepest blue

Troodons of night shall come to you

The largest egg in mountain high

Will give you wings of the Quezal

For claws of earth search through the mud

For an egg of the Baryonyx

And hidden alone from the rival tribes

The therizino egg awaits unseen

Of three tribes of blisters and blazes and burns

Two shall die and one shall learn

If they feed the Dino that is stronger and higher

They will have more than torches of fire

Five eggs to hatch on brightest day five dinos tamed to save the tribe darkness will rise to bring the morning

The rex is coming…

You saw a rex , no worry

Just run to your friend's house

me: ok now just do the thing. Rex: what “thing” ? Dodo: yeah what is the “thing”? me: oh you know, the thing. Dodo & rex: ooh THAT thing * 4 hours later* me: finally! A dodo rex!

“Welcome, to Jurassic Ark..”

(Rex busts in)

I found one of these and it’s acting passive... wtf

Tek Rex

I found two Tek Rex’s and they were level 70 I got one an I accidentally killed the other an then two spins and a alpha Carno came and killed the one I tamed I logged out after out of sadness and rage

Imagine being new to the game with your friend and suddenly you find one ,(or rather he's the one finding you) anyway you get the bola to use it on your friend only to find him doing the same, you both got eaten, that's happened to me 🤣🤣🤣