Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
(Stay safe while COVID's still here)
A for Allosaurus
B stands for Bee
C stands for Cyber raptor (tek raptor)
D stands for d-
Shoot I cant think
And now, a nice poem
I like pineapples
River apples, too
I like all the apples
Maybe rexes too!
Rexes, they eat you,
And apples that are green!
Rexes, they love you,
And I named mine Freen!
I am an apple
A rex, a fapple
I dont know what Im doing
Please help me Im pooing
This isn't a rex
It's a mean featherless giant dodo
Oh god please help me-
Rexes oh rexes,
They eat me!
Rexes oh rexes,
I am not free!
Rexes oh rexes,
I am not doin dis anymore-
Oh I found one for D
D is for Dodorex and Dododex
Stay safe
When a Rex is running at a beach bob.
Bob: Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right at me?
Rex: Of course, I can’t eat you and your little pathetic friends if I don’t come closer.
Bob: Oh hoho, then come as close as you like. DILOS GET EM!
Yep, the Rex killed all them all in one bite. And the bob died, of course.
I have Rexes on my Gportal Server with friends and they have 19k health after Imprinting… So make Shute to let me know if you think they can kill all island bosses with 280% saddles, 91k hp and 2k meeledamage. Before you ask why they are so strong, the max level of our server is 300 (the parents were 270 before taming)
Jakobderhase