Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I knocked a 140. A neon green and pink Rex with white. I knocked it and went to get some prime meat. I came back TWO MINUTES LATER and my Rex was in the ground on a small ledge. I tried to feed it and couldn’t. So now I’m sitting here writing this. Waiting for it to wake back up. Wish me luck
Here is my guide to taming a rex (by a guy who never tamed a rex)
Step 1: KO it, somehow. He’s pretty large and dangerous. Maybe use a trike? Idk, bet bolas don’t work. Ooh, a chain bola?
Step 2: Prime meat or something? Bet he eats that. Well, give him it once he’s unconscious.
Step 3: Name your new tame!
Step 4: Yay! Now you have an absolute brute which you can bite everything with. ROAAAR
I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the BITE zone of the Rex… now a little something about this dinosaur is it has 50 to 60 cone shaped like teeth and oh boy. If you get bitten by this dinosaur… you will most likely die…. I’ve got dinosaur bite regen… if the bite isn’t severe then you can stay alive with this product… without this the bite will get worse and worse. Might get infected. You don’t want that to happen so… I’m going to do it in 3… 1. 2 . 3 . AHHHhHhHh ARGH hMMMMMM THAT IS SO BAD AHHHHH “cut”
When a Rex is running at a beach bob.
Bob: Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right at me?
Rex: Of course, I can’t eat you and your little pathetic friends if I don’t come closer.
Bob: Oh hoho, then come as close as you like. DILOS GET EM!
Yep, the Rex killed all them all in one bite. And the bob died, of course.