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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was riding my raft through the island on a pvp server, until I saw a Rex stomping. I had some spare kibble, and i hid under the ramp for a trap to prepare. The trap was already mostly demolished because it wasn’t my structure. I wasn’t ready, and the Rex started coming towards me. I only had 21 tranq arrows, and after the arrows ran out, I used a slingshot and knocked it out. He was level 5, I died to a pack of raptors and an alpha raptor. Took me 5 minutes to get back, and the Rex was there. I got my stuff and whistled for him to follow. Apparently, the raptors were busy killing something else. We went on a killing rampage, but a squad of dimorphodons got his health to 300, then he aggroed a bunch of giant turtles, a raptor pack attacked him, he was in the water, so a bunch of piranhas killed him, I ended every single creature involved, and swore I would get another Rex in memory of him. This was the first Rex I ever tamed so i was super excited. R.I.P. Big Boii (Btw the server was called vertyco3)
Here is my guide to taming a rex (by a guy who never tamed a rex)
Step 1: KO it, somehow. He’s pretty large and dangerous. Maybe use a trike? Idk, bet bolas don’t work. Ooh, a chain bola?
Step 2: Prime meat or something? Bet he eats that. Well, give him it once he’s unconscious.
Step 3: Name your new tame!
Step 4: Yay! Now you have an absolute brute which you can bite everything with. ROAAAR
So I knocked a 140. A neon green and pink Rex with white. I knocked it and went to get some prime meat. I came back TWO MINUTES LATER and my Rex was in the ground on a small ledge. I tried to feed it and couldn’t. So now I’m sitting here writing this. Waiting for it to wake back up. Wish me luck