Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was riding my raft through the island on a pvp server, until I saw a Rex stomping. I had some spare kibble, and i hid under the ramp for a trap to prepare. The trap was already mostly demolished because it wasn’t my structure. I wasn’t ready, and the Rex started coming towards me. I only had 21 tranq arrows, and after the arrows ran out, I used a slingshot and knocked it out. He was level 5, I died to a pack of raptors and an alpha raptor. Took me 5 minutes to get back, and the Rex was there. I got my stuff and whistled for him to follow. Apparently, the raptors were busy killing something else. We went on a killing rampage, but a squad of dimorphodons got his health to 300, then he aggroed a bunch of giant turtles, a raptor pack attacked him, he was in the water, so a bunch of piranhas killed him, I ended every single creature involved, and swore I would get another Rex in memory of him. This was the first Rex I ever tamed so i was super excited. R.I.P. Big Boii (Btw the server was called vertyco3)
(Stay safe while COVID's still here)
A for Allosaurus
B stands for Bee
C stands for Cyber raptor (tek raptor)
D stands for d-
Shoot I cant think
And now, a nice poem
I like pineapples
River apples, too
I like all the apples
Maybe rexes too!
Rexes, they eat you,
And apples that are green!
Rexes, they love you,
And I named mine Freen!
I am an apple
A rex, a fapple
I dont know what Im doing
Please help me Im pooing
This isn't a rex
It's a mean featherless giant dodo
Oh god please help me-
Rexes oh rexes,
They eat me!
Rexes oh rexes,
I am not free!
Rexes oh rexes,
I am not doin dis anymore-
Oh I found one for D
D is for Dodorex and Dododex
Stay safe