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I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the BITE zone of the Rex… now a little something about this dinosaur is it has 50 to 60 cone shaped like teeth and oh boy. If you get bitten by this dinosaur… you will most likely die…. I’ve got dinosaur bite regen… if the bite isn’t severe then you can stay alive with this product… without this the bite will get worse and worse. Might get infected. You don’t want that to happen so… I’m going to do it in 3… 1. 2 . 3 . AHHHhHhHh ARGH hMMMMMM THAT IS SO BAD AHHHHH “cut”

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