Me: (chillin in a field)

Rex: I'm here to talk about ur extended car warranty.

I go to Rex he bite me so I took my giga kill him and show who is the real man

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If caught by a Rex

He will eat u

(Stay safe while COVID's still here)

A for Allosaurus

B stands for Bee

C stands for Cyber raptor (tek raptor)

D stands for d-

Shoot I cant think

And now, a nice poem

I like pineapples

River apples, too

I like all the apples

Maybe rexes too!

Rexes, they eat you,

And apples that are green!

Rexes, they love you,

And I named mine Freen!

I am an apple

A rex, a fapple

I dont know what Im doing

Please help me Im pooing

This isn't a rex

It's a mean featherless giant dodo

Oh god please help me-

Rexes oh rexes,

They eat me!

Rexes oh rexes,

I am not free!

Rexes oh rexes,

I am not doin dis anymore-

Oh I found one for D

D is for Dodorex and Dododex

Stay safe

Me and my mate went to Dead Island and encountered one of these; It agroed on us and we shot it with traqs. On the last shot, right as it was about to kill us, it got knocked unconscious and we tamed a 137 Rex.

I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the BITE zone of the Rex… now a little something about this dinosaur is it has 50 to 60 cone shaped like teeth and oh boy. If you get bitten by this dinosaur… you will most likely die…. I’ve got dinosaur bite regen… if the bite isn’t severe then you can stay alive with this product… without this the bite will get worse and worse. Might get infected. You don’t want that to happen so… I’m going to do it in 3… 1. 2 . 3 . AHHHhHhHh ARGH hMMMMMM THAT IS SO BAD AHHHHH “cut”

Me playing on a server with my friend :us taming a Rex it is trapped : : It gets out

Me bolas my friend and runs

A passive tame. Walk up to it and feed berries.

!ONLY IF YOU SEE A REX! IF LOW LEVEL!

Step 1. Get ready.

Step 2. Trun around.

Step 3. And !RUN!

To those saying don’t move, Rex had one of the best eyesights in the dinosaur kingdom. I understand the joke though, lol!

When you see a Dodo “RUNNN!!!”

When you see a Rex “Can I pet it?”

Rex: I am king

Rex: inhales dodo

Rex: whistles

Rex: I am bigge- *sees giga*

Giga: mmm snack

Rex: NO PLZ HAVE MERC-....

Giga: inhales Rex

Me who just watched it all:

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When a Rex is running at a beach bob.

Bob: Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right at me?

Rex: Of course, I can’t eat you and your little pathetic friends if I don’t come closer.

Bob: Oh hoho, then come as close as you like. DILOS GET EM!

Yep, the Rex killed all them all in one bite. And the bob died, of course.

“139 punches to knock out a level 1 rex”

Um how would you even punch a rex 139 times without dying?

If you do you’re a legend!

Rex: I have the smallest arms

(Carno joins the server)

(Rex leaves the server)

I have two Rex’s and I go to the mountains and they go on rocks and fly😂

I’ve got one of these once but he had a yellow body navy back and a pink belly. I didn’t care so I teamed him but then I got exited out of the game for some strange reason, and I lost him😅

bro my rex has 21K health😂-

Me: Oh i should level this guys health

The Health Bar: *running faster then time itself*

I’m a simple player. I see Rex. I run

A rex is a Chad and Sigma. So stay away,other wise you are cooked.if it's red and white and vey big you and walking around you base. You are double cooked