If you type in xenomorph, you get this

Imagine havin a new player meet this thing first time not knowing what it does on low health with no lights on he gets shocked super hard

Me: in creative*

Oooh a reaper

OOOOOOH ITS TAG IS?XENOMORPH

*spawns queen* ohhhh ima do this in survival

reaper: i bout to ruin this womans whole career

I found the xenomorph from alian and It made me pay child support

Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?

Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-

I want a refund

Reaper, not to be confused with Xenomorph

In arkmerica you rape the queen in arkiet Russia the queen rapes YOU

Search Xenomorph, I dare you to.

I thought that the ravagers were scary till I saw this thing

You:I hade to do it to get a reaper

SVU:Ummmm

Someone who plays with no hud: what did that thing just do?? Oh well bedtime. Wakes up screaming to their new born son.

I know this might be impossible, but imagine if you got a alpha during the gestation and attain the alpha and then you have an alpha so technically another thing can you get two out of one so that’s my question

Me find reaper time to tame shoots tranq darts wy won’t you sleep

Reaper: have my baby

This is so funny so I was on discord and this thing talked to me and I think someone hacked in to it and was on discord and he said hey bruh wanna die I cheered and killed my friend instend of me

swiggity swooty reaper Queens comming for dat booty.🏃🏃🏃

When I was getting a reaper I was so exited to have a child that looks like me then it came out....it got its moms side for sure

The Kings cannot knock u up but Queens can... did someone surgically switch the reproductive organs? AND THEY WENT W/ IT?!? Jesus they need to chill on these ideas, (meanwhile) wildcard devs: “oops we accedentaly did this,” sure it was a “accedent”

Reapers, more like Rick rollers song

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down

Drop my baby into yooou.

And desert you!

So I had just given birth and I said hold on just one minute so this thing impregnates boys rite so does that make me a mom?