use a karkinos to pick up an industrial grill, donk it over the head a few times and it should knock it out. you can’t tame it, but you’ve got a little while to kill it before it wakes back up. Up for more tips ;)

Baby reaper: Dad how did you and mom meet

Me: son if I told you you would eat her

Baby reaper: plz

Me: fine *takes deep breath*

Baby reaper: WHAT THE #%^*

Alright who let the ark devs near the drugs? Was it you Jim? Honestly how many times must I tell you? Jeez better get them outside for some fresh air.🤦‍♂️ updoot

I had a dream where I got impregnated by one and the baby was a Ferox?!

I have weird dreams..

-Person

If u spawn a tamed reaper king it spawns wild and says feed Mejo Berry’s to tame

Just a tip when you hear weird noises in a dark cave with weird stuff on the walls learn from my mistake DON’T GO IN

Weren’t you technically getting raped?

Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!

Reaper: Lmao, I’ll slow him down with my child

If ur playing as a male character, this should instantly kill u, men don’t have wombs to hold the baby. So you would pretty much die to vital organs blowing up, blood loss, and if you survive that, bacterial infection. Even female players, what is the baby feeding off of?

…In a world of people being cloned from different time periods into simulated ecosystems with extinct and mythical creatures, THIS is what I think is the most far-fetched. 🤔

Symbiont + raptor = reaper!

A helpful tip should include more words

They look like a xenomorph and a t rex had a child.

This Creature is all I can find on tinder nothing else.

I need mental help

Me: ok I hered that you can tame a reper well raise it so I'll just get it to 1/4 heath then it so something.

Reaper queen: come here.

(Picks me up)

Me:?!

Me:wtf I fell weird ill just kill things.

(The next day)

My spino:you okay?you look sick!

Me:ok I'll just build a room and stay in it.

(Biulds a room)

Me:(blows up)ahhhhhh what?

Baby reaper:(eats me)

Me:(respawns)of that's how you get one?!(replaces wall with glass)

Baby reaper:Dada.

(The next week)

Me:(rides it)wahoooo

Willd raptor:run for your lives!!!!!!!!!

and my wife said that i would never know what its like to be pregnant

Me when I didn’t know reapers existed:Who are you?

Reaper:Either I’m the Grim Reaper, or Slenderman’s guard dog.

REAPER... AWW MAN. So we in the mine have th- Hol' up, wuzzat? OH GOD JESU-

You were killed by a reaper lvl OVER 9000!

My grandma when my mom don't let me go to her house

Scary meter ravengers 2 out of ten. basilisks 4 out of ten nameless 6 out of ten. Rockwell 7out of ten reapers 11out of ten. getting impregnated by a reaper 21 out of ten. Baby reaper bursting out of your chest 100 out of ten.

Why can’t it break metal? How can a giant Xenomorph not destroy stone?

If ya’ll are wondering it’s tail is a reproductive organ and it uses that to impregnate you. I have no idea what the hell it does inside you and I do not want to know.