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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 20 · Answer 1 · 2022-09-27T16:23:29+00:00

Baby reaper: Dad how did you and mom meet

Me: son if I told you you would eat her

Baby reaper: plz

Me: fine *takes deep breath*

Baby reaper: WHAT THE #%^*

score 32 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-24T15:04:53+00:00

I I wanted a reaper but not to be well...... so I stole a spare reaper from my tribe but well it was a queen so now I’m a dad I guess or a mom you know what I don’t know

score 35 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-15T18:07:53+00:00

Alright who let the ark devs near the drugs? Was it you Jim? Honestly how many times must I tell you? Jeez better get them outside for some fresh air.🤦‍♂️ updoot

score 23 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-15T21:55:36+00:00

I had a dream where I got impregnated by one and the baby was a Ferox?!

I have weird dreams..

-Person

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2025-03-31T03:49:03+00:00

They look like a xenomorph and a t rex had a child.

score 18 · Answer 6 · 2023-01-06T00:37:35+00:00

Weren’t you technically getting raped?

score 32 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-15T10:31:41+00:00

If u spawn a tamed reaper king it spawns wild and says feed Mejo Berry’s to tame

score 27 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-14T00:58:14+00:00

Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!

Reaper: Lmao, I’ll slow him down with my child

score 31 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-16T17:35:05+00:00

Just a tip when you hear weird noises in a dark cave with weird stuff on the walls learn from my mistake DON’T GO IN

score 16 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-21T17:23:58+00:00

Symbiont + raptor = reaper!

A helpful tip should include more words

score 9 · Answer 11 · 2024-08-04T22:07:25+00:00

Me: ok I hered that you can tame a reper well raise it so I'll just get it to 1/4 heath then it so something.

Reaper queen: come here.

(Picks me up)

Me:?!

Me:wtf I fell weird ill just kill things.

(The next day)

My spino:you okay?you look sick!

Me:ok I'll just build a room and stay in it.

(Biulds a room)

Me:(blows up)ahhhhhh what?

Baby reaper:(eats me)

Me:(respawns)of that's how you get one?!(replaces wall with glass)

Baby reaper:Dada.

(The next week)

Me:(rides it)wahoooo

Willd raptor:run for your lives!!!!!!!!!

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2024-07-28T02:27:40+00:00

and my wife said that i would never know what its like to be pregnant

score 23 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-11T09:18:27+00:00

This Creature is all I can find on tinder nothing else.

I need mental help

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2024-09-29T02:22:25+00:00

Me when I didn’t know reapers existed:Who are you?

Reaper:Either I’m the Grim Reaper, or Slenderman’s guard dog.

score 8 · Answer 15 · 2024-09-12T12:43:48+00:00

My grandma when my mom don't let me go to her house

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2025-06-28T03:48:28+00:00

I don’t think the reaper queen got tested I’m positive…

score 25 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-01T02:58:38+00:00

REAPER... AWW MAN. So we in the mine have th- Hol' up, wuzzat? OH GOD JESU-

You were killed by a reaper lvl OVER 9000!

score 20 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-01T14:44:32+00:00

Why can’t it break metal? How can a giant Xenomorph not destroy stone?

score 25 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-06T21:36:25+00:00

Scary meter ravengers 2 out of ten. basilisks 4 out of ten nameless 6 out of ten. Rockwell 7out of ten reapers 11out of ten. getting impregnated by a reaper 21 out of ten. Baby reaper bursting out of your chest 100 out of ten.

score 14 · Answer 20 · 2023-03-04T00:06:41+00:00

paint one all black and the face white in the style of a skull, ya got ur self a grim reaper