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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 27 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-14T00:58:14+00:00

Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!

Reaper: Lmao, I’ll slow him down with my child

score 31 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-16T17:35:05+00:00

Just a tip when you hear weird noises in a dark cave with weird stuff on the walls learn from my mistake DON’T GO IN

score 32 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-15T10:31:41+00:00

If u spawn a tamed reaper king it spawns wild and says feed Mejo Berry’s to tame

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2025-06-28T03:48:28+00:00

I don’t think the reaper queen got tested I’m positive…

score 9 · Answer 5 · 2024-07-28T02:27:40+00:00

and my wife said that i would never know what its like to be pregnant

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2024-09-29T02:22:25+00:00

Me when I didn’t know reapers existed:Who are you?

Reaper:Either I’m the Grim Reaper, or Slenderman’s guard dog.

score 9 · Answer 7 · 2024-07-17T01:06:42+00:00

If ur playing as a male character, this should instantly kill u, men don’t have wombs to hold the baby. So you would pretty much die to vital organs blowing up, blood loss, and if you survive that, bacterial infection. Even female players, what is the baby feeding off of?

…In a world of people being cloned from different time periods into simulated ecosystems with extinct and mythical creatures, THIS is what I think is the most far-fetched. 🤔

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2024-09-12T12:43:48+00:00

My grandma when my mom don't let me go to her house

score 23 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-11T09:18:27+00:00

This Creature is all I can find on tinder nothing else.

I need mental help

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2025-08-06T20:46:31+00:00

Why evrybody gave birth to reaper? Go to adoption centre and adopt one. It's easier everything you must do it's just sign some papers

score 25 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-01T02:58:38+00:00

REAPER... AWW MAN. So we in the mine have th- Hol' up, wuzzat? OH GOD JESU-

You were killed by a reaper lvl OVER 9000!

score 20 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-01T14:44:32+00:00

Why can’t it break metal? How can a giant Xenomorph not destroy stone?

score 25 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-06T21:36:25+00:00

Scary meter ravengers 2 out of ten. basilisks 4 out of ten nameless 6 out of ten. Rockwell 7out of ten reapers 11out of ten. getting impregnated by a reaper 21 out of ten. Baby reaper bursting out of your chest 100 out of ten.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2025-12-17T23:41:44+00:00

I know this might be impossible, but imagine if you got a alpha during the gestation and attain the alpha and then you have an alpha so technically another thing can you get two out of one so that’s my question

score 14 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-04T00:06:41+00:00

paint one all black and the face white in the style of a skull, ya got ur self a grim reaper

score 37 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-30T23:35:08+00:00

If ya’ll are wondering it’s tail is a reproductive organ and it uses that to impregnate you. I have no idea what the hell it does inside you and I do not want to know.

score 35 · Answer 17 · 2018-03-27T00:21:55+00:00

Wear Lingerie.

score 19 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-10T23:19:34+00:00

Is it bad that I got ****** by a reaper?

score 17 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-11T05:30:18+00:00

I typed xenomorph and this showed up I love this app

score 18 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-13T01:46:27+00:00

You do not sussy reaper.

Reaper sussies you.