Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: oo free xp les goo
Also me: try to kill*
Reaper queen: roses r red, violets r blue, my bed has room for 2
Me: uh nty ima kill u now-
Reaper queen: you have no choice. *sniff sniffy sniff*
Me:what-
Reaper queen: *YOINK*
Me:wait wha- AAAAA WHAT R U DOUNG TO ME STOP AAAAAAAA
Reaper queen: good luck with a kid I’m not paying child support. *burrows away*
Me: w h a t. T h e. H a y. J u s t. H a p p e n e d.
Also me:AAAAAAAAAA HELPP!!!
Baby reaper: N O M
And that’s how I died.
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