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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev1: Let’s make and alien!
Dev2: You mean like, a Martian?
Dev1: No, silly! A Xenomorph!
Dev2: What about copyright?
Dev1: Who ever cared about copyright?
Dev1: Make it really big.
Dev2: Okay, what’s next?
Dev1: Make them have an insane damage reduction and also insane health.
Dev2: Uh, don’t you think that’s a bit much?
Dev1: Shut up and let me finish!
Dev1: Make it spread a bunch of annoying acid when it dies.
Dev2: Okay…
Dev1: Make it be the replacement for rexes on AB.
Dev2: I think your ravenous monster is done.
Dev1: BTW, we need to hire David Tennant.
Dev2: What could you possibly need David Tennant for?
Dev1: The boss, obviously.
Dev2: Oh no…
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