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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lead dev: “Okay, we need some dinosaur taming strategies”
Dec 1: “Feeding it literal buildings”
Dev 2: “Giving dead corpses of your pets to it”
Dec 3: “Having it impregnate you”
All: “Wait wha-“
Dev 2: “what the frick were you watching?”
Dec 4: “How about we stick to normal taming strategies?”
lead dev: “Your fired”
Ok… ok… so the original form of taming in ark was to knock something out and shove food in its mouth (Like for raptors), then there is stealing the egg (like for wyverns), both of these im cool with. But this… this is… well… someone at wildcard wasn’t totally sane when thinking of this.😐😑
Me:I'm going to get a rock Drake.
Reaper:No,your getting a child!
Me:Help!
Everyone on the server:Did y'all hear something?
Me:*makes a entire room for the birth*
Me:Still help!
*Reaper jumps out of my chest*
*Goes back to the cave*
Me:Miss reaper queen,can you pay for chi-
*Kills me and I respawn at base*
Reaper baby:Hello mortal.
Me:Hello ankle bitter.
Reaper baby: ...
Reaper baby:Excuse me?!.
My friend:Ooo can I ride it?
Me: I guess.
My friend:*Kills it*
Me:Noooo ankle bitter!
-Thylcolo huntress,thanks for reading this I had much fun and I hope you have the same!R.i.p ankle bitter my reaper.