Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:I'm going to get a rock Drake.
Reaper:No,your getting a child!
Me:Help!
Everyone on the server:Did y'all hear something?
Me:*makes a entire room for the birth*
Me:Still help!
*Reaper jumps out of my chest*
*Goes back to the cave*
Me:Miss reaper queen,can you pay for chi-
*Kills me and I respawn at base*
Reaper baby:Hello mortal.
Me:Hello ankle bitter.
Reaper baby: ...
Reaper baby:Excuse me?!.
My friend:Ooo can I ride it?
Me: I guess.
My friend:*Kills it*
Me:Noooo ankle bitter!
-Thylcolo huntress,thanks for reading this I had much fun and I hope you have the same!R.i.p ankle bitter my reaper.
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