This thing knocked me up and didn't even buy me dinner first...

Reaper: I fear no man, but those, things..

All the light pets: U gunna dai

Reaper: They scare me.

Remember when ark had dinosaurs.

girls: boys can’t give birth

male ark players: think again

Swiggity Swooty,gonna shove an alien baby up our booty

a T-Rex had a baby with a scorpion, out came the Reaper, your nightmare wife that doesn't pay child support.

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

imagine shark week bad mood so she impregnates survivors

Who comes up with this

When you try to out pizza the hut

I'd like to file a divorce and I'll need a lawyer

I am 9 and I play ark...... the worst mistake in my life was going to abberation cuz of giant crabs and snakes........ instead I found this

You should always play chess with a reaper queen by your side, cuz everytime you lose your king you get “another one” 💀

My first child! A demon baby!

Dev1 Let’s make a new creature for aberration

Dev2 Ok tell me more

Dev1 Ok make it like a rex

Dev2 Ok

Dev1 And you know the movie aliens make it like that also

Dev2 You sure?

Dev1 Ok now make it that there are queens and kings

Dev2 Umm ok

Dev1 Make them genderless

Dev2 But there are kin…

Dev1 Shush let me focus. Throw the queens in the red zone

Dev2 (doubtfully) Ok

Dev1 Now put the kings up at the surface

Dev2 You sure man

Dev1 Yup. Now make them have armour that makes them basically invincible

Dev2 Are you sure abo…

Dev1 And make it so to tame you have to get a queen below 10% of its max health so it can impregnate you with its child

Dev2 Umm ok

Dev1 Now make it so you have to gain seventy five levels while its is still in your survivor

Dev2 Is that it?

Dev1 yup now show me my creation

Dev2 Are you sure your ready for it

Dev1 Yup for sure

Dev2 Ok I’m calling it the Reaper

Ark:we have mutant snakes that eat E G G S troodons eating tames

Magical lioplordons what else do we need

That one guy:XENOMORPHS IN THE SHAPE OF A REX THAT IMPREGNATE YOU

Ark:brilliant idea dude

another moment where you bola your friend and run

Baby Reaper: Dad how did you meet mom. Me: go ask her. Reaper Queen: I brutally r- your father till he got 1 hp Baby Reaper: WHAT THE FU-

You:trying to tame a reaper

Ravagers: and I took that personally

Last time I need some xp on my drake so I found explorer note and 145 reaper Queen (Evolution Event with x2 xp was on) I almost killed it but my bulbdog was

On attack my target and he killed the reaper and he got like 40 lvls... and my drake got only 2...

So...does the reaper queen have to pay child support or am I going to have to show my son a magic trick and...dissapear