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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 197 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-16T00:09:32+00:00

I wonder where the inspiration for this came from...

score 103 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-14T12:50:47+00:00

Reaper: I fear no man, but those, things..

All the light pets: U gunna dai

Reaper: They scare me.

score 58 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-18T20:14:51+00:00

Baby Reaper: Dad how did you meet mom. Me: go ask her. Reaper Queen: I brutally r- your father till he got 1 hp Baby Reaper: WHAT THE FU-

score 176 · Answer 4 · 2018-01-30T03:04:10+00:00

This thing knocked me up and didn't even buy me dinner first...

score 169 · Answer 5 · 2018-04-11T19:32:03+00:00

Swiggity Swooty,gonna shove an alien baby up our booty

score 105 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-27T08:33:55+00:00

When you try to out pizza the hut

score 81 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-14T22:21:56+00:00

I'd like to file a divorce and I'll need a lawyer

score 47 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-30T02:21:04+00:00

You should always play chess with a reaper queen by your side, cuz everytime you lose your king you get “another one” 💀

score 74 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-05T21:22:11+00:00

My first child! A demon baby!

score 93 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-09T18:29:29+00:00

I am 9 and I play ark...... the worst mistake in my life was going to abberation cuz of giant crabs and snakes........ instead I found this

score 132 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-27T16:03:50+00:00

It's sad knowing that the only children I'll ever have are giant radioactive lizards that were the result of another adult giant radioactive lizard queen raping me.

score 39 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-26T04:31:54+00:00

Lead dev: “Okay, we need some dinosaur taming strategies”

Dec 1: “Feeding it literal buildings”

Dev 2: “Giving dead corpses of your pets to it”

Dec 3: “Having it impregnate you”

All: “Wait wha-“

Dev 2: “what the frick were you watching?”

Dec 4: “How about we stick to normal taming strategies?”

lead dev: “Your fired”

score 69 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-26T17:31:15+00:00

Ark:we have mutant snakes that eat E G G S troodons eating tames

Magical lioplordons what else do we need

That one guy:XENOMORPHS IN THE SHAPE OF A REX THAT IMPREGNATE YOU

Ark:brilliant idea dude

score 63 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-21T19:14:18+00:00

You:trying to tame a reaper

Ravagers: and I took that personally

score 85 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-01T22:22:45+00:00

So...does the reaper queen have to pay child support or am I going to have to show my son a magic trick and...dissapear

score 108 · Answer 16 · 2018-06-25T22:52:35+00:00

another moment where you bola your friend and run

score 108 · Answer 17 · 2018-03-19T10:03:13+00:00

Last time I need some xp on my drake so I found explorer note and 145 reaper Queen (Evolution Event with x2 xp was on) I almost killed it but my bulbdog was

On attack my target and he killed the reaper and he got like 40 lvls... and my drake got only 2...

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2024-09-29T02:22:25+00:00

Me when I didn’t know reapers existed:Who are you?

Reaper:Either I’m the Grim Reaper, or Slenderman’s guard dog.

score 57 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-14T00:26:52+00:00

The question isn't: How strong can we make a reaper army? It's: Aight, who's gonna get impregnated?

score 103 · Answer 20 · 2017-12-14T19:08:16+00:00

To tame a reaper you have to let it...... Impregnate you..