Me at max level: Alright! Time to obliterate this queen!

Reaper Queen:COME HERE

Me:why?

Reaper Queen: LEMME INPREGNATE YOU!!!!!

Me:oh s-

*1 day later*

Tribemate:hey bro did u feed the baby

Me:I fed him like half my meat

Tribemate:btw how did u get him

Me:……………you don’t wanna know