Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me at max level: Alright! Time to obliterate this queen!
Reaper Queen:COME HERE
Me:why?
Reaper Queen: LEMME INPREGNATE YOU!!!!!
Me:oh s-
*1 day later*
Tribemate:hey bro did u feed the baby
Me:I fed him like half my meat
Tribemate:btw how did u get him
Me:……………you don’t wanna know
More Reaper Funny Tips
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209