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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-17T09:46:53+00:00

First hit it till it's low on healt when it starts to glow red walk up to it and the game will have a cut cene because this thing F's you if you get what I'm saying then you will try your best to rais the baby but other you will die or it will

A good starter tame they said it's be fun they said

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-13T15:21:32+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I’m gonna die, I’ll take your virginity to

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-01-10T00:24:32+00:00

Reapers:I fear no man but that thing(glow pets)it scares me

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2019-06-17T22:04:14+00:00

The queen kisses you by the tail to impregnate you? Why?

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-09T01:37:27+00:00

In South Park dude got raped by a shark and a man.When he plays ark Aberration for a first time.....

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-31T16:20:55+00:00

They should do theories about this and nameless cuz nameless would be cool

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-07T08:03:43+00:00

Looks like my sister but lives in the under worlds

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-25T04:57:17+00:00

Me: finaly, a rad zone!

Reaper queen poking eyes out of ground

Me:huh?

Reaper queen: 👀

Me: uhhh wut dad

Reaper queen: ello. *looking as small as possible

Me: awwwww cute ima tame u!

Reaper : oki.

Me: walks closer to knock it out*

Reaper: comes out of ground and eats in one bite*

Me: MOTHER F*CKER!

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-21T21:35:36+00:00

Now Ik why these guys are very deadly they don’t want you stealing there babies 👶👶👶👶👶

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-10T21:27:31+00:00

Reaper, Reaper, from the floor,

Reaper, Reaper, roar roar roar

Reaper Reaper, die die die

Reaper Reaper now ur ded

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-23T00:15:17+00:00

I have never got one but from the looks of a queen I don't want to give birth to a bloodsucking demon

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-01-27T19:31:07+00:00

The Xenomorph ist real. Help US all

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-01-15T21:05:45+00:00

I don’t usually get down to half health, but when I do I make sure I have a child by the end of the day

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-01-04T04:56:35+00:00

What do you call a group of Reapers?

Judgement Day

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2024-07-09T14:14:41+00:00

Bby reaper: how’d you meet my other mom

Me: ask her

Reaper queen: i shoved a bby up her bottom

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-06-19T00:38:52+00:00

If it doesn’t prove worthy and you are struggling with child support leave it for milk and never come back

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-17T01:49:00+00:00

Hey reaper I didn't agree to give birth to a demon can u take it back

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-08T10:12:11+00:00

Best way to kill a Reaper: get Ripley or Predator or shoot it out the god damn airlock.

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-14T11:27:06+00:00

I got impregnated and got 16 reaper kings

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-09T18:19:58+00:00

In the description it sounds so normal: to tame a reaper a queen must impregnate u: at the time I didn’t know what impregnate meant...... then I went to abberation