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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-04T04:56:35+00:00

What do you call a group of Reapers?

Judgement Day

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-07-09T14:14:41+00:00

Bby reaper: how’d you meet my other mom

Me: ask her

Reaper queen: i shoved a bby up her bottom

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2024-06-19T00:38:52+00:00

If it doesn’t prove worthy and you are struggling with child support leave it for milk and never come back

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-17T01:49:00+00:00

Hey reaper I didn't agree to give birth to a demon can u take it back

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-25T04:57:17+00:00

Me: finaly, a rad zone!

Reaper queen poking eyes out of ground

Me:huh?

Reaper queen: 👀

Me: uhhh wut dad

Reaper queen: ello. *looking as small as possible

Me: awwwww cute ima tame u!

Reaper : oki.

Me: walks closer to knock it out*

Reaper: comes out of ground and eats in one bite*

Me: MOTHER F*CKER!

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-21T21:35:36+00:00

Now Ik why these guys are very deadly they don’t want you stealing there babies 👶👶👶👶👶

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-10T21:27:31+00:00

Reaper, Reaper, from the floor,

Reaper, Reaper, roar roar roar

Reaper Reaper, die die die

Reaper Reaper now ur ded

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-09-23T00:15:17+00:00

I have never got one but from the looks of a queen I don't want to give birth to a bloodsucking demon

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-05-08T10:12:11+00:00

Best way to kill a Reaper: get Ripley or Predator or shoot it out the god damn airlock.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-28T04:05:37+00:00

And to think I thought troodons were scary 😬

- Gigantopithecus

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-24T14:39:49+00:00

Reaper Queen the sussie alien

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-24T14:38:47+00:00

This alien xenomorph thing will come and inject you with eggs.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-14T11:27:06+00:00

I got impregnated and got 16 reaper kings

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-09T18:19:58+00:00

In the description it sounds so normal: to tame a reaper a queen must impregnate u: at the time I didn’t know what impregnate meant...... then I went to abberation

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-27T17:43:01+00:00

If anybody from Weyland-Yutani asks... You've never seen one!

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-04-18T11:42:31+00:00

N o V i r g i n i t y ?

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2024-03-28T00:58:00+00:00

I got the reaper after 65 day's in ark I'm so happy I'm gonna grind levels now

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-02-29T02:39:14+00:00

I'm like actually worried for this creature bruh

LIKE WHY?!?!?!?!?

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-02-29T02:18:53+00:00

Why did ark have to add this thing

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-23T16:24:24+00:00

It’s mating grounds are you, yes.