IT'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER BUT THE BUTT LOOKS LIKE A CUTLASS FROM MOBILE
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
How is this funny?
Like a reaper that can kill you is funny.
Don’t ask, but I tamed one, coloured it white and yellow, then named it Walter white.
I’m a scientific doctor not a DodoReaper!
First hit it till it's low on healt when it starts to glow red walk up to it and the game will have a cut cene because this thing F's you if you get what I'm saying then you will try your best to rais the baby but other you will die or it will
A good starter…
First hit it till it's low on healt when it starts to glow red walk up to it and the game will have a cut cene because this thing F's you if you get what I'm saying then you will try your best to rais the baby but other you will die or it will
A good starter tame they said it's be fun they said
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I’m gonna die, I’ll take your virginity to
Reapers:I fear no man but that thing(glow pets)it scares me
Looks like my sister but lives in the under worlds
In South Park dude got raped by a shark and a man.When he plays ark Aberration for a first time.....
The Xenomorph ist real. Help US all
I don’t usually get down to half health, but when I do I make sure I have a child by the end of the day
What do you call a group of Reapers?
Judgement Day
Tell me what did the devs think while deciding how to tame this
Me: finaly, a rad zone!
Reaper queen poking eyes out of ground
Me:huh?
Reaper queen: 👀
Me: uhhh wut dad
Reaper queen: ello. *looking as small as possible
Me: awwwww cute ima tame u!
Reaper : oki.
Me: walks closer to knock it out*
Reaper: comes out of ground and…
Me: finaly, a rad zone!
Reaper queen poking eyes out of ground
Me:huh?
Reaper queen: 👀
Me: uhhh wut dad
Reaper queen: ello. *looking as small as possible
Me: awwwww cute ima tame u!
Reaper : oki.
Me: walks closer to knock it out*
Reaper: comes out of ground and eats in one bite*
Me: MOTHER F*CKER!
Now Ik why these guys are very deadly they don’t want you stealing there babies 👶👶👶👶👶
Reaper, Reaper, from the floor,
Reaper, Reaper, roar roar roar
Reaper Reaper, die die die
Reaper Reaper now ur ded
I have never got one but from the looks of a queen I don't want to give birth to a bloodsucking demon
Hey reaper I didn't agree to give birth to a demon can u take it back
Best way to kill a Reaper: get Ripley or Predator or shoot it out the god damn airlock.
I got impregnated and got 16 reaper kings