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Me: finaly, a rad zone!

Reaper queen poking eyes out of ground

Me:huh?

Reaper queen: 👀

Me: uhhh wut dad

Reaper queen: ello. *looking as small as possible

Me: awwwww cute ima tame u!

Reaper : oki.

Me: walks closer to knock it out*

Reaper: comes out of ground and eats in one bite*

Me: MOTHER F*CKER!

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