Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-13T21:14:12+00:00

Did you people ever think about how to get a reaper, you must get impregnated by a reaper QUEEN... A female creature. OH and even male characters can impregnated... WHAT THE FFFFUUUUU--------

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-01-20T11:42:44+00:00

IT'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER BUT THE BUTT LOOKS LIKE A CUTLASS FROM MOBILE

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-17T15:38:11+00:00

How is this funny?

Like a reaper that can kill you is funny.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-03T19:38:23+00:00

Don’t ask, but I tamed one, coloured it white and yellow, then named it Walter white.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-30T05:59:24+00:00

Warning these eat cute babies even if there yours

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-14T16:44:18+00:00

Why is it that they look like xeno morphs when they are born 🤣

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2019-09-20T15:24:08+00:00

Dark lord-lvl 30:"don't go near the reaper queen she'll impregnate you."

Bob-lvl 2:"but it's a queen and *walks towards reaper queen while talking* queens are femal... *gets impregnated*...

Dark lord-lvl 30:"HA!"

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2019-09-01T07:25:00+00:00

The kill command you have to use it a lot of times

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-24T02:38:20+00:00

Me: *groans* I’ll get the colonial marines. AGAIN!

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-14T20:41:06+00:00

It’s a xenomorph, Wildcard is gonna get sued

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-17T22:04:14+00:00

The queen kisses you by the tail to impregnate you? Why?

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-07-31T16:20:55+00:00

They should do theories about this and nameless cuz nameless would be cool

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-09T03:07:23+00:00

I’m a scientific doctor not a DodoReaper!

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-17T09:46:53+00:00

First hit it till it's low on healt when it starts to glow red walk up to it and the game will have a cut cene because this thing F's you if you get what I'm saying then you will try your best to rais the baby but other you will die or it will

A good starter tame they said it's be fun they said

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-13T15:21:32+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I’m gonna die, I’ll take your virginity to

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-10T00:24:32+00:00

Reapers:I fear no man but that thing(glow pets)it scares me

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-07T08:03:43+00:00

Looks like my sister but lives in the under worlds

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2019-05-09T01:37:27+00:00

In South Park dude got raped by a shark and a man.When he plays ark Aberration for a first time.....

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-27T19:31:07+00:00

The Xenomorph ist real. Help US all

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-01-15T21:05:45+00:00

I don’t usually get down to half health, but when I do I make sure I have a child by the end of the day