me:"yes finally I'm going to have enough food for my baby spino but I don't know how much health it has so give me a second let me use my magnifying glass"

Reaper Queen:"yes come closer hehehe..."

Me:"dude what are you laughing about"

Reaper Queen:"nothing"

Me:"anyways let me just hold on what are you doing what are you doing put that thing away AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Reaper King:"wait what's happening to me ahhhhh!!!....."

me:"oh my goodness what have you done I'm a man!!!!!"

|_ 5 hours later_|

Now I have to take care of this baby reaper