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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 9 · Answer 1 · 2018-01-25T12:23:14+00:00

Doesn’t want child support. That’s...disturbing for ark.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-26T05:03:02+00:00

Wait hmmmm so ark ain’t for kids ?

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-14T00:48:08+00:00

How do reapers impregnate you do they split open your chest?

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-11-29T01:12:10+00:00

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-11-20T18:13:13+00:00

Me: time for the surface

My drake: nah I wanna die

Me: second times the charm

The alpha reaper: yep I just missed lunch

Me: time to use a secret move

Reaper:???

My drake: I identify as a plane Neeeeeeeerrrrw

The seeker: I’m not an oil farm after all so Imma get in the way after all your gonna die now

Me: this is why I use you as an oil farm

Seeker: still

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-09T04:16:52+00:00

A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-16T08:25:43+00:00

You can take rad damage to kill the baby if you get divorced

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-20T16:06:35+00:00

Reaper queen? More raper queen? Run away from her!

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-05T15:32:14+00:00

I think I can smell it’s you know what somewhere on valguero...

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-12T20:15:53+00:00

This thing is weird like it impregnates you!!!!!

So rong so rong

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-11T15:57:02+00:00

Be ready to press charges against the reaper for consensual rape 😂

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-09-03T14:09:02+00:00

The Death of me (literally) Reaper: Hi lemme eat u

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-24T12:53:04+00:00

Bang the Reaper

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-13T04:33:57+00:00

I love the baby reaper king. But i didn't tame it🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2018-09-10T01:34:56+00:00

Never go on the surface without being ready for a baby...

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-07-28T02:24:49+00:00

this is basicly my dad it came out of nowhere impregnated my mom and ran away

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-08T01:57:04+00:00

I get out of bed on ark and I saw this thing running at me I completely filled my base with dynamite got it trapped in there took off with my tek wyvern and blew up my whole base killing the thing 70% worth it

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-29T05:28:45+00:00

Thick juicey demon uwu. Kind of looking like a snack uwu. (i am sooooo sorry)

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-15T18:08:11+00:00

Should've worn protection...

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-09T19:08:28+00:00

Advice

Rmiwhau was my birthday and all the other girls are so I love y’all so I don’t have a chance I love y’all and I’m so excited to go