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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-08T05:18:21+00:00

When The Alien impregnates The ARK...

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2019-04-15T17:22:31+00:00

Ark makes it possible for men to have babies

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-04-23T19:04:24+00:00

Face hugger 2.0, (WORDS WORDS WORDS)

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-28T04:05:56+00:00

Your life in real time flashes before you eyes any you start to wonder...why did ark make this feature and you think whatever I want I powerful alien that I birthed who does not even care about a giga but is still scared of a teeny tiny light pet and still does not realize that it can just squash it,this is a weird game but it is fun so that make is up

-Thylcolo huntress I hope you enjoyed this deep thought about the odd nature of reaper

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-05T12:52:42+00:00

Get a trap

Get it to low health

Get violated by it

Die because you will only have 1 hp

left when you get violated

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-29T14:53:10+00:00

Riddly Scott called he wants his alien back

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-21T01:31:49+00:00

I got one of these things but every single time a I looked at it I remember how it was birthed….. I ended up putting on the other side of my base😊

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-17T13:37:28+00:00

Dam illegal aliens.

Don’t tame a queen .

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2019-01-18T02:24:15+00:00

If it's going to rape u mine as well just shove it up ur ass

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-02T23:52:09+00:00

you can google zenomorph on dododex and this shows up

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-06T13:57:26+00:00

One they I was at my base when my rex want to go exploring so I let him and I thought he won't go to the radiation zone my female rex gos to the radiation zone and starts breathing radiation drink toxic water and eats a rock drake egg when she's comes home all I see is this monster then it stung me and I a baby reaper come out of me and that's the story how a rex becomes a reaper

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-06T03:20:07+00:00

Me hears about this and makes sure we’re talking about ark not xenomorph Dont remember how to spell it

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score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-10T03:59:17+00:00

Little son your just me you go outside and and kill to be

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-21T21:54:56+00:00

So I don’t have one but I heard some NASTY stuff about dis

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-29T18:41:42+00:00

So you tame it by allowing it to rape you? : /

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-24T03:38:36+00:00

The little demon child runs around your base murdering everything me and my friends preformed an exorcist, but when all failed we his on top of fridges

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2017-12-15T21:09:10+00:00

DIE DIE DIE!!! The sound of the Reaper coming for your souls! (Overwatch Reference)

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-28T01:03:02+00:00

Uh is this even a dinosaur anymore I was having fun with my Rex now a reaper what this is a dinosaurs game why, I'm not complaining but why come on wild card

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-13T23:12:21+00:00

Does it pay child support?!?!?!

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-02T17:39:04+00:00

Never see one, but if I advise you get the heck out of there if you spot one