If the queen impregnates you than aren’t you the reaper king?🤔

So I was going to get a reaper after reading it could impregnate you I thought I would never run into it.

I was in a spawnspot. That was close to my 2nd base. I JUST WANTED SOME WOOD

Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?

Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-

Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol

Ark dev 1: hey let’s make a new creature

Ark dev 2: sure, what do you want to implement?

Ark dev 1: let’s take the allosaur idea, I’d like that

Ark dev 2: continue

Ark dev 1: let’s make it scary as heck

Ark dev 2: ok

Ark dev 1: let’s give it the roar of a demon

Ark dev 2: uhh.. ok

Ark dev 1: let’s make it so hard to tame that no one wants it

Ark dev 2: maybe this is a litt..

Ark dev 1: hush. Let’s make players have to get pregnant to tame it

Ark dev 2: oh well…

Ark dev 1: let’s cover it in spikes

Ark dev 2: this is getting out of hand…

Ark dev 1: let’s make it shoot weird ball things from a weird tail

Ark dev 2: I guess

Ark dev 1: let’s make it tunnel under ground an attack when you least expect

Ark dev 2: oh dear…

Ark dev 1: let give it ridiculous amounts of health

Ark dev 2: is that it?

Ark dev 1: yup

Ark dev 2: were going to get so much crap for this…

Up if this was funny!

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.

I’m surprised the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for r a p i n g you

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.