Mom: Giving birth is painful

You: Trying not to think about how a baby alien burst out of your stomach and killed you

My buddy aizen thought it would be a smart idea to jump off the side of the blue zone and into the red zone. Lets just say he came back with three little demonic puppies

Death by snu snu

How do reapers impregnate you do they split open your chest?

Doesn’t want child support. That’s...disturbing for ark.

The Flash was doing a race.

The Flash was almost by the race.

But then.. Someone caught up with the Flash.

It was a reaper who said: "Hola Flash!"

Wait hmmmm so ark ain’t for kids ?

Reaper queen? More raper queen? Run away from her!

This bish didn't get me pregnant it just ran off until I saw I was using toxic arrows

A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus

You can take rad damage to kill the baby if you get divorced

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

I think I can smell it’s you know what somewhere on valguero...

Be ready to press charges against the reaper for consensual rape 😂

This thing is weird like it impregnates you!!!!!

So rong so rong

Bang the Reaper

A helpful tip should include a few more words

I get out of bed on ark and I saw this thing running at me I completely filled my base with dynamite got it trapped in there took off with my tek wyvern and blew up my whole base killing the thing 70% worth it

I love the baby reaper king. But i didn't tame it🤣🤣🤣🤣

Should've worn protection...