My buddy aizen thought it would be a smart idea to jump off the side of the blue zone and into the red zone. Lets just say he came back with three little demonic puppies

Death by snu snu

I think the reson that she impregnates you is bc she a:wants that more reapers life

B:she thinks you are a good warrior and should get pregnant that the baby gets strong

Doesn’t want child support. That’s...disturbing for ark.

How do reapers impregnate you do they split open your chest?

The Flash was doing a race.

The Flash was almost by the race.

But then.. Someone caught up with the Flash.

It was a reaper who said: "Hola Flash!"

Wait hmmmm so ark ain’t for kids ?

A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus

Reaper queen? More raper queen? Run away from her!

This bish didn't get me pregnant it just ran off until I saw I was using toxic arrows

You can take rad damage to kill the baby if you get divorced

I think I can smell it’s you know what somewhere on valguero...

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

Me: time for the surface

My drake: nah I wanna die

Me: second times the charm

The alpha reaper: yep I just missed lunch

Me: time to use a secret move

Reaper:???

My drake: I identify as a plane Neeeeeeeerrrrw

The seeker: I’m not an oil farm after all so Imma get in the way after all your gonna die now

Me: this is why I use you as an oil farm

Seeker: still

This thing is weird like it impregnates you!!!!!

So rong so rong

Be ready to press charges against the reaper for consensual rape 😂

I love the baby reaper king. But i didn't tame it🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never go on the surface without being ready for a baby...

The Death of me (literally) Reaper: Hi lemme eat u

Bang the Reaper

A helpful tip should include a few more words