That bruh moment when you get impregnated by reaper queen on accident

Umm I’m pretty sure there is things called Coundums *cough* reaper

The Flash was doing a race.

The Flash was almost by the race.

But then.. Someone caught up with the Flash.

It was a reaper who said: "Hola Flash!"

What is that it looks like a geek who liked alien the movie and decided to take biology classes and that is the conservative result of her project

I know this my all that funny but idk where to put it. Anyway I figured out that all reapers are male. Don’t think so, just cyropod a force tamed reaper queen and look at what it says, also if you don’t know how to summon a ton or for whatever reason, you can actually become pregnant by your own reaper queens, just unclaim and do the normal process, but remember to reclaim quickly. Hopefully this helps. I am dragongames6850 on Xbox, one good luck and have fun!

When did a cross over of ark and aliens happen

This bish didn't get me pregnant it just ran off until I saw I was using toxic arrows

Mom: Giving birth is painful

You: Trying not to think about how a baby alien burst out of your stomach and killed you

My buddy aizen thought it would be a smart idea to jump off the side of the blue zone and into the red zone. Lets just say he came back with three little demonic puppies

My wife left me for one of these 🥲

Death by snu snu

I think the reson that she impregnates you is bc she a:wants that more reapers life

B:she thinks you are a good warrior and should get pregnant that the baby gets strong

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

Me: time for the surface

My drake: nah I wanna die

Me: second times the charm

The alpha reaper: yep I just missed lunch

Me: time to use a secret move

Reaper:???

My drake: I identify as a plane Neeeeeeeerrrrw

The seeker: I’m not an oil farm after all so Imma get in the way after all your gonna die now

Me: this is why I use you as an oil farm

Seeker: still

Wait hmmmm so ark ain’t for kids ?

How do reapers impregnate you do they split open your chest?

Doesn’t want child support. That’s...disturbing for ark.

A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus

You can take rad damage to kill the baby if you get divorced

Reaper queen? More raper queen? Run away from her!