Noob: Ooohh what this? Reaper: Roarr! Noob: Yeets a stone. Reaper: Grrr! Noob: Keeps shooting stones. Reaper: Glows pink Noob: Ohh pretty! Reaper: Picks up noob. Noob: What are u doing what are you AaAAAAHHHH!!! Reaper: Hehe. Noob: Wut da heck. *Two hours pass* AHHHH HELP MEEE IT'S BURSTIN' OUTTA MA CHEST! *Baby reaper pops out of his chest* Noob: Awww cute! Baby reaper: REEEEE! *Latches onto his face* And that's how Noob died.
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)