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Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.

When you see a reaper queen:

Reaper Queen:I'm going to RAPE u!!!!

My pro friend:Bring it on!!!

Me:No thanks!I chose life!!!

The perfect way to start the morning...

A chestburster thing erupts from the player.

Basically a cycle?

Find reaper (or it finds you)

Get naked and basically kill it until it starts glowing purple

Go up to it as it sniffs you to make sure you don't have aids

get baby

mother runs away and you never see her again

birth baby

raise baby

repeat

Reaper king gender: no gender

Reaper queen gender:no gender.......

So there just reaper not reaper queen or king?

Roses are red violets are blue I really like you so then let me just quickly inpregnant you

Exo/me:I should get out of here quick that glowing reaper Queen it's coming at me 50 mph time to go to subnautica (quickly runs into a portal leading to subnautica and hops in seamoth) reaper from subnautica: I'm going to make a trade your seamoth for hug Exo/me:…

Ok, ummm, just saying, the many people who liked apex predator chapter one, the story continues in reaper story section, then Rex, then broodmother, then rock elemental, then deathworm, then wyvern, then ravager, and then seeker.

-Apex (the person who wrote apex predator)

Loki: I HAVE AN ARMY

Hardcore ark players: and we have a reaper king

AND I THOUGHT THE RHYNOTHIATHGNA WAS BAD

did I spell that right??

Just to be clear, it is the most disgusting tame in the world, but after it’s done……..the reaper is the most cool tame in the WORLD!!

I remember 2 yrs ago me and my friends were fighting nameless as we got swarmed (first time playing abberation) and a reaper king came out of no where I thought it was a coincidence until 2 months ago when I found out alpha nameless could summon them we were f*cked anyway as we…