There was this one dodo named Dan and he was my best friend who never died. I gave him a place of honour as my first tame and one day decided to take him for an excursion

CUE GIANT RAPTOR PACK JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE

RIP Dan

these heathens will jump you Outta absolutely nowhere ,juped from satan's ass?this meaneace will do it. tamed a good lvl dino this thug will call his whole gang,family,extended family AND the carnipopos (along with an alpha sometimes).I absolutely despise of what remains.

Bug:attacks my raptor (green tea)

Green tea and strawberry mikshake(another raptor) and I took that personally

„What kind of buff can we give raptors to totally annoy newer players?“

Here it is...

Me: immediately tames a 150 raptor.

All other wild raptors in the area: AHHH!!!! JOHNNY JUST GOT TAMED!!! KILL HIM!!!

Step 1: bola It

Step 2: realize that him in some way Dodge the bola

Step 3: Run for your life

Step 4: your stamina goes out

Step 5: DIE

Step 6: close the game and never open again

Funny story so one of my friends has a whole forest in his base because he is scared of raptors so he gets wood from his base obviously 🙄 and blud said he didn’t have the creatures to kill a rapto and he has mammaoth thingy mod sarco Rex saber tooth giga and. 20 carcharrararrararsr that dumb name

how to tame a raptor in 3 easy steps.

1. Bola it

2. Tranq it

3. Get eaten by it's dad who has a cool red aura

While I was offline, an Alpha Raptor decided to kill my parasaur. R.I.P Peter. Anyways I tried killing it but I realised it had, like, 4000 health and I was like "screw it" and went offline. Hopefully it doesn't attack my dodo.

You ever see a tip on this app and think “I wish I said that.”

I needed to make a raptor army and so I was looking for a male to mate but it was so hard to find (I have 8 females)😭😭

One time a alpha raptor spawned right next to my base so I would always avoid it and one day with my trike I was gonna kill it but I was a big mistake my trike past out so I dismounted and I ran back to base and I didnt pay attention to the top of the screen to see if it died but I was like duh it died it was a alpha raptor and my trike past out but in game a couple days later I saw a trike fighting thr alpha raptor and I saw the trike die. It turned out it was my trike I dont know how it was alive e the whole time

I was shooting a raptor with tranquilizers and I thought it seemed weird that the raptor was taking 10 shots and since I didn't have a spyglass, I kept shooting so i got pissed and charged with my stegosaurus and then when I got closer it said it was an alpha raptor so I ran (I left my stegosaurus since it was no hope). I ran and then left without saving hoping that it didn't save.

Me: looks like I finally got all the metal needed to craft a longneck rifle

Raptor: hold my beer

ARK PC raptors: hey how y’a doin

ARK Mobile raptors: 1 bite, 2 bite… POUNCE!

Me: *stunlocked* this is why I should’ve gotten a shotgun…

I was on an unofficial server and found a level 150 raptor stuck on between a tree and rock. I shot it as much as I could with toxicant arrows a kind player gave to me.. I was level 18 at the time with another tibemate of the same level. It went down without a fight and I got all the meat I could and chucked it in my inventory edging on killing another offline player to harvest their meat.i then ran back base to make some para kibble and called my tribemate to help out to find rockarrots... About half an hour later it was tamed. We both were extremely happy since we only has two level 30 dilos... We left the raptor so we could go back and teleport it back home since there were a lot of therezino's roaming around. My tribemate ran back home while I did some stuff while he requested the raptor then logged off. When I reached home eager to welcome the raptor I got a message that the offline dude killed the freakin raptor!!!

Needless to say me and my tribute are scheming a raid

Raptor: Hippity, hoppity, your soul is now my property.

Me: huh? What’s that mean?

ARK: You have been killed by a raptor

Months later…

Me: I’m going to avoid that deceitful raptor

*you walk and see a similar raptor*

Raptor: I see you, snack

Me: I’ll kill you

Raptor: I seem to remember you are deliciously worth it

ARK: you were killed by a raptor

Years later…

Me: I can kill that raptor. I’ve got a bola.

*finds raptor*

*raptor runs at me*

*i throw bola, my only one*

*it misses*

Raptor: (laughes) You thought it's that easy?!

ARK: you were killed by a raptor

Player : existing

Raptor : nuh uh

I am studying them in a pen, its similar to jurassic world raptor pen, I got a pack on wander, I feed, I pet, and I copy n paste dodos and keep them in a extremely tight cage and murder them and toss da corps in da pen and watch the raptors rip it to shreds.(looks in engrams) What is a "Feeding trough", never heard of it.

Alphas are red,

Water is blue, just because your fast, the raptor will still catch you!