Roses are red raptors are coming you should leave your base and start running.

I thought that a group of level 32 dodos and a parasail would kill a raptor when I first started

Player : existing

Raptor : nuh uh

There was this one dodo named Dan and he was my best friend who never died. I gave him a place of honour as my first tame and one day decided to take him for an excursion

CUE GIANT RAPTOR PACK JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE

RIP Dan

This is why I use flying mounts.

Funny story so one of my friends has a whole forest in his base because he is scared of raptors so he gets wood from his base obviously 🙄 and blud said he didn’t have the creatures to kill a rapto and he has mammaoth thingy mod sarco Rex saber tooth giga and. 20 carcharrararrararsr that dumb name

how to tame a raptor in 3 easy steps.

1. Bola it

2. Tranq it

3. Get eaten by it's dad who has a cool red aura

Me: immediately tames a 150 raptor.

All other wild raptors in the area: AHHH!!!! JOHNNY JUST GOT TAMED!!! KILL HIM!!!

Bug:attacks my raptor (green tea)

Green tea and strawberry mikshake(another raptor) and I took that personally

I needed to make a raptor army and so I was looking for a male to mate but it was so hard to find (I have 8 females)😭😭

Alphas are red,

Water is blue, just because your fast, the raptor will still catch you!

Me: looks like I finally got all the metal needed to craft a longneck rifle

Raptor: hold my beer

While I was offline, an Alpha Raptor decided to kill my parasaur. R.I.P Peter. Anyways I tried killing it but I realised it had, like, 4000 health and I was like "screw it" and went offline. Hopefully it doesn't attack my dodo.

You ever see a tip on this app and think “I wish I said that.”

Get the tech one, looks cool there are absolute no differences, but who doesn't want a tech dino?

ARK PC raptors: hey how y’a doin

ARK Mobile raptors: 1 bite, 2 bite… POUNCE!

Me: *stunlocked* this is why I should’ve gotten a shotgun…

„What kind of buff can we give raptors to totally annoy newer players?“

Here it is...

Raptor: Hippity, hoppity, your soul is now my property.

Me: huh? What’s that mean?

ARK: You have been killed by a raptor

Months later…

Me: I’m going to avoid that deceitful raptor

*you walk and see a similar raptor*

Raptor: I see you, snack

Me: I’ll kill you

Raptor: I seem to remember you are deliciously worth it

ARK: you were killed by a raptor

Years later…

Me: I can kill that raptor. I’ve got a bola.

*finds raptor*

*raptor runs at me*

*i throw bola, my only one*

*it misses*

Raptor: (laughes) You thought it's that easy?!

ARK: you were killed by a raptor

I was on an unofficial server and found a level 150 raptor stuck on between a tree and rock. I shot it as much as I could with toxicant arrows a kind player gave to me.. I was level 18 at the time with another tibemate of the same level. It went down without a fight and I got all the meat I could and chucked it in my inventory edging on killing another offline player to harvest their meat.i then ran back base to make some para kibble and called my tribemate to help out to find rockarrots... About half an hour later it was tamed. We both were extremely happy since we only has two level 30 dilos... We left the raptor so we could go back and teleport it back home since there were a lot of therezino's roaming around. My tribemate ran back home while I did some stuff while he requested the raptor then logged off. When I reached home eager to welcome the raptor I got a message that the offline dude killed the freakin raptor!!!

Needless to say me and my tribute are scheming a raid

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your dead

Because a Rapter killed You!