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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I’m pretty new to ark, so I lived below a cliffside on the south of the island. I was super scared to tame a raptor and that day I said, LETS DO THIS! I went to the area of it a thic turtle was killing it so I immobilized the raptor and shot it with tranqs. The turtle helped me make it unconscious but of course the turtle wanted the raptor to be dead and so it yeeted it out. Then it was agro on me , probably shot it, oops, so I just ran away. Yep
(If you read my last story you’ll know who the parasaur is if you wanna read it it’s on the trike) I was just exploring with my new parasaur (his name is Larry) and we saw a raptor hunting another parasaur and I was literally like “nah I’m not doing this”
This was kinda random but I hope you liked it! Byee have a good day/night!
-Shade the raptor
Week ago, I was spawned on the beach and something started to attacking me
I was like:
OMG WHA HAPPENONG OMG HELP
That was a raptor. Then i was spawned on the beach again and a wild carbonemys was attacking this raptor!
I killed this carbonemys, and tamed my raptor.
I named it:
SPAWNERBOSS
I was trying to tame a pteranodon and I was waiting for it to tame and then 6 raptor came at me so I went back to get my stuff and they killed me again. So I brought my 5 trikes and my 3 brontosaurus and killed all of them and got my stuff. ( also they killed my other pteranodon and my pegomastax😭😭😭)
Funny story so one of my friends has a whole forest in his base because he is scared of raptors so he gets wood from his base obviously 🙄 and blud said he didn’t have the creatures to kill a rapto and he has mammaoth thingy mod sarco Rex saber tooth giga and. 20 carcharrararrararsr that dumb name