Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
While I was offline, an Alpha Raptor decided to kill my parasaur. R.I.P Peter. Anyways I tried killing it but I realised it had, like, 4000 health and I was like "screw it" and went offline. Hopefully it doesn't attack my dodo.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Speedy chicken=Raptor
(2024 edition)
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
So when I was riding my Raptor i attacked a bug (with the jumping attack) and then somehow i got teleported to the red woods πΆ. RIP Delta
Grunt player with a lot of melee damage destroys raptor
Oh cool! A dead Rex let me go loot the body! Wait thereβs an alpha raptor. ππππ
raptors glow is red
azulberries are blue-
WAIT A MINUTE THE RAPTORS GLOW IS RED?!?!