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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Alright so, I was about level 23 ish and was riding my Raptor Rexy, looking for a lone female to tame. What I didn’t expect was to be attacked by a pack. Text ran quickly, and we went back to my base, which was A HUGE mistake. The pack followed, and killed every single one of my dinosaurs because I had set them to not move. I was in a panic and forgot that I could just set them to follow, and soon they were breaking down my house and killing me on repeat every time I respawned. Was forced to make a new game, but both a Para and Tek Para were there so I guess that’s fine.
One ^ = One brain cell I gain so this doesn’t happen again XD
I was just playing ARK, and I had a moschops, 2 dodo’s, 2 dilo’s and a Lystrosaur. I was wandering in the forest and suddenly a level 60 raptor pounced on me. I took it down, but with the cost of my favourite dilo,😢. About a minute later, I was still healing and saw another raptor running past me , going for one of my pets. Man was I p*ssed off! I got my spears and chased him.
It didn’t end well for me.(please like, I want people to see this 🙂).
Males phone:ring ring
Female:your late
Male: don’t worry I’m almost there
Male:I’m runnin I’m runnin I’m runnin runnin
Males phone:ring ring
Female:WHERE ARE YOU!!!
Male:IM COMING!!!!!!!!!!
Male: I’m still runnin I’m still runnin runnin
Rex:NOM
Male:..........
Female:where is he
Male from rex tummy: I’m still runnin I’m still runnin
Are these meanies,or the best thing ever?? Wild: Can be jerks, they respect me greatly (for some reason they don’t attack me , but whatever) can be great traps for tribe mates Tamed: great hunters, o.p in a big pack, my best friends, you can prank the surver, 👍🏻 So others can read -Wolfa191 #Wolfs4life
True sad story... my dad and I had been playing for about a week non-stop when we finally tamed 2 Raptors. I named mine Caryn and he named his Clevergorl. We had them for about 15 days (game time) and I started to get attached to them both. The were my new babies. We were all minding our business when this beast (the therizinosaur) came upon us and stuck us all. He killed both of our Raptors and our tek parasaur... I had been struck with grief. They were gone. We respawned and found a body of a raptor. It was Caryn. She had the saddest look on her deceased face. I wanted to kill the therizinosaur so badly but my dad wanted to tame it. We argued the rest of the night. Now we are on our way to tame a therizinosaur.