i rote a freakin harry potter book and wat does it say?

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD ALWAYS INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS

btw now ware is safe wth devils horses around

I always get alpha raaptors neer my base on came over and all my dinos ataked it

I hate to be pinned on the ground against my will, now whenever I see them I'll make sure to tie them up so I can have my ways with them.

Don’t get on a raptor when crawling..it makes you float

I did this and I couldn’t attack anything and then got killed by troop on

Find one bowl of your friend put some meat on them then run away after you poop on his face

Me: lets ply fetch buddy!

Raptor: *eats player*

Me in death menu: oh it wasn’t my raptor

Looked like it

(vote up pls)

Was playing a little while ago with a buddy when he stumbled upon a 120 raptor. He says “oh shit” and starts running toward me... I finally see why he’s coming in hot and turn to run! I make it to our THATCH house and close the door. I quickly say “don’t lead him to the hou..” as I finish my buddy opens the door and jumps inside... followed by the 120 ALPHA raptor! It proceeds to kill us both then destroy the entire house. We spawn back in, make our way to the house and rebuild. Middle of the night we hear something outside our house. Walking in circles, doing laps around our house at a horror movie like pace... it was him... it lasted 3 full days...

Hey dude stop!

WHAT?!

Wana make a dinooooo

Fine

Good.

Well yesterday I was watching Jurassic world and I saw a raptor!

Erm ok

I WANA MAKE ONE

ok

But better...

...

Ok so let’s make it have a Alfa raptor and make it just well kill anything

Mk

Make it sometimes attack in packs

Mk

Make it pounce on you and there is a 50 percent change you’ll get out

Erm.

That all I can do

Ima definitely delete thi-

DO IT AND IKL DELETE YOU AND YOUR PETS

ok.

I got a blue one and named it blue 🔵😫

RAPTOR CLAUS EXISTS!!!!!!!

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(READ IT BACKWARDS)

Eu procurando um

raptor :NADA

eu procurando um trike lev alto

raptors: bonjur

I looking for a

Raptor: NOTHING

i looking for a high lev trike

raptors: bonjur

This killed a brachiosaurus or a sarco

Once I tamed a raptor and lost it found it a year later

Me: Punching a raptor it’s only a like dodo me I just messed up now I’m dead I lost my good stuff and I know though dead to eat me like I was it’s cotton candy and now I’m dead because I’m a noob lol

One time I saw a rapter then tamed it

Pro: yay I tamed the rapter noob: AHHhHhHhHh

Me on my lvl 190 Trike: kills 3 carno 2 therizino and a baryonyx in the span of 5 minutes

Me: sees a lvl 5 raptor

Also me: *evil laughters*

Lvl 5 raptor: pulls me off my trike

Me: *surprised pikachu face*

The last time I watched other people play Ark they didn’t do that lol

(Don’t worry my trike and I both survived)

I was out hunting for crystal a I came back and a raptor killed my moschop and my dodo

It’s a pain to knock out.

I tamed it.

I made a saddle for it.

It’s absolutely trash.

Who df posting fanfic 😭😭😭😭plssss