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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-16T02:46:46+00:00

I got a blue one and named it blue 🔵😫

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-07T19:45:14+00:00

RAPTOR CLAUS EXISTS!!!!!!!

sdrow erom wef a edulcni dluohs pit lufpleh a

(READ IT BACKWARDS)

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-25T00:12:25+00:00

Eu procurando um

raptor :NADA

eu procurando um trike lev alto

raptors: bonjur

I looking for a

Raptor: NOTHING

i looking for a high lev trike

raptors: bonjur

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-09T04:18:11+00:00

This killed a brachiosaurus or a sarco

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-03T17:40:04+00:00

Once I tamed a raptor and lost it found it a year later

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-03T16:01:15+00:00

Me: Punching a raptor it’s only a like dodo me I just messed up now I’m dead I lost my good stuff and I know though dead to eat me like I was it’s cotton candy and now I’m dead because I’m a noob lol

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-03T03:31:08+00:00

One time I saw a rapter then tamed it

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-03T03:27:55+00:00

Pro: yay I tamed the rapter noob: AHHhHhHhHh

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-22T10:25:36+00:00

Me on my lvl 190 Trike: kills 3 carno 2 therizino and a baryonyx in the span of 5 minutes

Me: sees a lvl 5 raptor

Also me: *evil laughters*

Lvl 5 raptor: pulls me off my trike

Me: *surprised pikachu face*

The last time I watched other people play Ark they didn’t do that lol

(Don’t worry my trike and I both survived)

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-30T18:31:31+00:00

I was out hunting for crystal a I came back and a raptor killed my moschop and my dodo

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-22T16:00:15+00:00

It’s a pain to knock out.

I tamed it.

I made a saddle for it.

It’s absolutely trash.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-26T22:49:35+00:00

Who df posting fanfic 😭😭😭😭plssss

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-14T01:46:59+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue I am a raptor now I'll eat u oh no u bolad me help wait I got free * eats your parents and then you *

Roses are red violets are blue I bolad a raptor now it's alpha came to eat you. Roses are red violets are blue I saw a alpha raptor eat poo. Roses are red violets are blue i am new and I saw a raptor eat you.

This is all not actually real it's just for fun

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-14T01:17:47+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I found a Dino

Now I’m its poo

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-09T05:13:50+00:00

You’ll never look at birds the same way again

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-02-17T17:22:36+00:00

I saw people call it velocitaptor.

Please dont be like them, it isn't velocitaptor, its utahraptor.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-17T15:02:22+00:00

I had a raptor living behind my house once! It was really cool! I stayed far away and observed the raptor for a long time until one day it got really close and killed me! I thought we were friends!!!

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-13T17:49:04+00:00

Is it just me or is it sus when the raptor is a girl and your a boy and it jumps on you?

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-29T23:05:59+00:00

Noob:hi

Raptor:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY

noob:pulls out explosive gorilla

Raptor:Creeper Oh Man

Do you get what I mean

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-04-11T21:09:29+00:00

oviraptor: hah I have arms brother

raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?

oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop

raptor: ok then…

oviraptor: starves

raptor: you ok?

oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE

raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself

oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me

raptor: ok

both: see human

raptor meats back on the menu

oviraptor: TAME ME

raptor: eats human

Oviraptor: What have you done

OOF