RAPTOR CLAUS EXISTS!!!!!!!

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(READ IT BACKWARDS)

Eu procurando um

raptor :NADA

eu procurando um trike lev alto

raptors: bonjur

I looking for a

Raptor: NOTHING

i looking for a high lev trike

raptors: bonjur

This killed a brachiosaurus or a sarco

Once I tamed a raptor and lost it found it a year later

Me: Punching a raptor it’s only a like dodo me I just messed up now I’m dead I lost my good stuff and I know though dead to eat me like I was it’s cotton candy and now I’m dead because I’m a noob lol

One time I saw a rapter then tamed it

Pro: yay I tamed the rapter noob: AHHhHhHhHh

Me on my lvl 190 Trike: kills 3 carno 2 therizino and a baryonyx in the span of 5 minutes

Me: sees a lvl 5 raptor

Also me: *evil laughters*

Lvl 5 raptor: pulls me off my trike

Me: *surprised pikachu face*

The last time I watched other people play Ark they didn’t do that lol

(Don’t worry my trike and I both survived)

I was out hunting for crystal a I came back and a raptor killed my moschop and my dodo

It’s a pain to knock out.

I tamed it.

I made a saddle for it.

It’s absolutely trash.

Who df posting fanfic 😭😭😭😭plssss

Roses are red violets are blue I am a raptor now I'll eat u oh no u bolad me help wait I got free * eats your parents and then you *

Roses are red violets are blue I bolad a raptor now it's alpha came to eat you. Roses are red violets are blue I saw a alpha raptor eat poo. Roses are red violets are blue i am new and I saw a raptor eat you.

This is all not actually real it's just for fun

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I found a Dino

Now I’m its poo

You’ll never look at birds the same way again

They’re fast because they’re drunk they drink too much beer in line so that’s why they’re fast and they do that so they can be fast and kill all the dildos and dildos and to kill you it’s eating me and you😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂👯‍♂️🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!!!!!

Is it just me or is it sus when the raptor is a girl and your a boy and it jumps on you?

Noob:hi

Raptor:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY

noob:pulls out explosive gorilla

Raptor:Creeper Oh Man

Do you get what I mean

oviraptor: hah I have arms brother

raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?

oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop

raptor: ok then…

oviraptor: starves

raptor: you ok?

oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE

raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself

oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me

raptor: ok

both: see human

raptor meats back on the menu

oviraptor: TAME ME

raptor: eats human

Oviraptor: What have you done

OOF

The raptor song

I'm fast you're slow u bola me but I escape I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh I'm the raptor ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh baby I'm the raptor I've ate it tames now it turn ohhhhh baby I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh (end of song)

this ain’t a velociraptor

Tis a utahraptor