Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Was playing a little while ago with a buddy when he stumbled upon a 120…

Was playing a little while ago with a buddy when he stumbled upon a 120 raptor. He says “oh shit” and starts running toward me... I finally see why he’s coming in hot and turn to run! I make it to our THATCH house and close the door. I quickly say “don’t lead him to the hou..” as I finish my buddy opens the door and jumps inside... followed by the 120 ALPHA raptor! It proceeds to kill us both then destroy the entire house. We spawn back in, make our way to the house and rebuild. Middle of the night we hear something outside our house. Walking in circles, doing laps around our house at a horror movie like pace... it was him... it lasted 3 full days...
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)