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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was going for a nude walk, cuz I know I’m gonna die some time, and I find a raptor on the cliffs below me. I go and get my tranqs, come back and the raptor, stupid guy, started fighting with a spinosaurus. Alone. I turn around, and bless me. Let’s just say troodons make quick work of you.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate our Dino’s, we eather raised them from the moment they hatched, it we knocked them out from the harsh outside world to take care of them am make them become part of the family :’). Although it makes us mighty sad when they die, it brings the others closer together and we will always remember those who have passed, weather it was raiding, hunting, or them just on passive or something, they will always be in our hearts. Thank you for reading this, if you made it to this point double thank you.I’m not going to say witch server, but my base is on the island at 80lat 38long, WolfPack. Good luck! #Wolfs4Life❤️❤️🐺❤️❤️ This is Wolfa sighing off 😉
Oh boomerang oh boomerang Oh how you help me survive that dreaded night. oh boomerang oh boomerang how you helped me win that fight. oh boomerang oh boomerang how you felt in my hand. oh boomerang oh boomerang how easy were you to throw. oh how you help me kill the raptor with your might. I shall conquer all of ark with you in my hand
Hey dude stop!
WHAT?!
Wana make a dinooooo
Fine
Good.
Well yesterday I was watching Jurassic world and I saw a raptor!
Erm ok
I WANA MAKE ONE
ok
But better...
...
Ok so let’s make it have a Alfa raptor and make it just well kill anything
Mk
Make it sometimes attack in packs
Mk
Make it pounce on you and there is a 50 percent change you’ll get out
Erm.
That all I can do
Ima definitely delete thi-
DO IT AND IKL DELETE YOU AND YOUR PETS
ok.