Me on my lvl 190 Trike: kills 3 carno 2 therizino and a baryonyx in the span of 5 minutes

Me: sees a lvl 5 raptor

Also me: *evil laughters*

Lvl 5 raptor: pulls me off my trike

Me: *surprised pikachu face*

The last time I watched other people play Ark they didn’t do that lol

(Don’t worry my trike and I both survived)

I was out hunting for crystal a I came back and a raptor killed my moschop and my dodo

It’s a pain to knock out.

I tamed it.

I made a saddle for it.

It’s absolutely trash.

Who df posting fanfic 😭😭😭😭plssss

Roses are red violets are blue I am a raptor now I'll eat u oh no u bolad me help wait I got free * eats your parents and then you *

Roses are red violets are blue I bolad a raptor now it's alpha came to eat you. Roses are red violets are blue I saw a alpha raptor eat poo. Roses are red violets are blue i am new and I saw a raptor eat you.

This is all not actually real it's just for fun

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I found a Dino

Now I’m its poo

You’ll never look at birds the same way again

I saw people call it velocitaptor.

Please dont be like them, it isn't velocitaptor, its utahraptor.

I had a raptor living behind my house once! It was really cool! I stayed far away and observed the raptor for a long time until one day it got really close and killed me! I thought we were friends!!!

Me: Oh i gotta get a raptor

Also me: Oh what is that for a dino

“Realises it could be a raptor”

Raptor: im gonna kill you

“I find a High Stone and knock it out”

Me: yes i Got it

“Me realising it was a tek raptor”

Me: i Think that is Sooooo GOOD

How to Tame:

Step 1: Sneak Up To It Wearing Ghillie Armor

Step 2: Pluck Out A Feather

Step 3: Run And Scream

Step 4: Respawn And Try Again

❤️🌺🐲

Dude if you have a wooden base dang you safe from dem raptors.

I saw a tip that said bolas don't stop alphas well ether you play on ps4 or pc because I bolad one before and tamed it's pack (the glowing ones are alphas right?)

Hunter:shooters raptor.raptors friend:I’ve got you in my sight.Hunter:clever girl.Raptor:I like your cut g. Hunter:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ah yes I remember the day I was walking around HERBIVORE island and out of nowhere comes raptor, pounces my before I can get my spear, and I die. Horay for the supposed herbivore island.

I'm playing ark mobile and have a dodo I go to the other beach and I see 2 raptor and I says nope and went back to the other beach

I was taming a raptor I want to check it's feamale or male by mistake is punch it raptor helth was 10 and it died

Me:*chilling in the sun while taming giga*

Raptor*sniffing*

Raptor:I smell I giga

Me:*sees raptor and raptor sees me*

Raptor:nice giga ur taming!OOHH!is that tek armour I would love to kill u and get the loot

Me:wait what?

Raptor:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*

Raptor friends:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*

Giga:*wakes up(while being tamed)*

Raptor:*pounces on me and knaws me up*

Me:UHH!*(also me)unconscious*

Giga:*stares at us*

Giga:*knaws on the raptor and accidentally bite me*

Game:u are wounded u at at 1 HP

Me:OWWWWWCHHHH!!! Y DID U BITE ME BRUH

Giga:OOHH!SORRY BRO!!! U OK?

Me:yup

Me:wait. AR...ARE Y..Y.U TAM.T....TA...TAMED!?!?!? ARE U TAMED!?!?

Giga:..............yes.......RRRAAAWWWRRR I AM TAMED YEAS!!!!

My name is Ashham and I hope u like this humorously REAL story. Yea! U heard that right! THIS I A RRREEEAAALLL STORY!!! R-E-A-L-S-T-O-R-Y

and

THANK YOU

Venturing out with my dilo army on the search for raptors. Knocked one out (as well as my supply of bolas..) right submerged into the water, he wasn’t dying, so dat was good. Then a theri came and attacked my raft, so I led it out into the ocean where it was killed by two sharks >:3, went back to the Somehow-aquatic raptor. Heading back to herbivore island with a new friend! Starfish.

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