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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me:*chilling in the sun while taming giga* Raptor*sniffing* Raptor:I smell I…

Me:*chilling in the sun while taming giga*
Raptor*sniffing*
Raptor:I smell I giga
Me:*sees raptor and raptor sees me*
Raptor:nice giga ur taming!OOHH!is that tek armour I would love to kill u and get the loot
Me:wait what?
Raptor:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*
Raptor friends:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*
Giga:*wakes up(while being tamed)*
Raptor:*pounces on me and knaws me up*
Me:UHH!*(also me)unconscious*
Giga:*stares at us*
Giga:*knaws on the raptor and accidentally bite me*
Game:u are wounded u at at 1 HP
Me:OWWWWWCHHHH!!! Y DID U BITE ME BRUH
Giga:OOHH!SORRY BRO!!! U OK?
Me:yup
Me:wait. AR...ARE Y..Y.U TAM.T....TA...TAMED!?!?!? ARE U TAMED!?!?
Giga:..............yes.......RRRAAAWWWRRR I AM TAMED YEAS!!!!
My name is Ashham and I hope u like this humorously REAL story. Yea! U heard that right! THIS I A RRREEEAAALLL STORY!!! R-E-A-L-S-T-O-R-Y
and
THANK YOU
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)