Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:*chilling in the sun while taming giga*
Raptor*sniffing*
Raptor:I smell I giga
Me:*sees raptor and raptor sees me*
Raptor:nice giga ur taming!OOHH!is that tek armour I would love to kill u and get the loot
Me:wait what?
Raptor:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*
Raptor friends:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*
Giga:*wakes up(while being tamed)*
Raptor:*pounces on me and knaws me up*
Me:UHH!*(also me)unconscious*
Giga:*stares at us*
Giga:*knaws on the raptor and accidentally bite me*
Game:u are wounded u at at 1 HP
Me:OWWWWWCHHHH!!! Y DID U BITE ME BRUH
Giga:OOHH!SORRY BRO!!! U OK?
Me:yup
Me:wait. AR...ARE Y..Y.U TAM.T....TA...TAMED!?!?!? ARE U TAMED!?!?
Giga:..............yes.......RRRAAAWWWRRR I AM TAMED YEAS!!!!
My name is Ashham and I hope u like this humorously REAL story. Yea! U heard that right! THIS I A RRREEEAAALLL STORY!!! R-E-A-L-S-T-O-R-Y
and
THANK YOU
More Raptor Funny Tips
I said I will never leave my house again
If. He.is here
I sa I will never leave my house
No a Iβll stay and hide
My tribe mate just got killed by that raptor
Ohh whyyyyyyyiyiyyyyyyyyy
POV da raptor song ( get poured brou)
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
Blood is red
Water is blue
Trees are green
If it glows red you are dead π΅
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her