Have you ever seen a lvl 130 female alpha raptor run from a noob ? Well if u dont u are in for a treat!

I have a conga line of raptors. Dont mess with me

They will sniff you from a MILE away, (probably cause the survivor doesn’t wipe) and they will eat you, your wife, your dad, your tribe mate, the new guy, and your OtterOtterson (Otter)

When I first started I was walking threw the jungle and out of no where a raptor come charging at me and I get one shot ed

Me at night walking in a forest alone all of sudden i feel claws on my back and i look behind me has a raptor and it says OOGA BOOGA

Helena says they are loyal,

Well then why did they leave me alone with a spino?

Tintoberries are red

Azulberries are blue

Watch out it’s

GONNA SLASH YOU

One is tamed raptor is bad

Two tamed raptors is pretty ok

Three tamed raptors is good

Four tamed raptors is invincible (at least on pve)

I was swimming across a river to my base and my newly tamed raptor got killed by megapharianas..

R.I.P F L A M E

He tried fighting

Compy: walks up to me and my lvl 30 raptor

Me: hmm

Raptor: hmmmmmmm

Compy: hello

Me: shoo shoo little rat

Compy: RAT! You offend me even tho that’s exactly what I am! *bites*

Raptor: oh no you didn’t

Compy: ahhh *runs away*

Raptor: *bites with out even moving

Server: compy lvl 1 got killed by Delta lvl 30

Me as noob walking through forest: ooo ruins

Raptor hunting nearby: oo pray

Me: who is that

Raptor: hi

Me: oh hi

Raptor: food!!

Me: wat…oh no

Server: dastubednoob was killed by raptor lvl 8

So I had a male and female raptor and I bred them and had twins and then they bred with each other and then had 2 babys that 2 became 4 4 became 8 and next thing you no they are every where like every where I could not even Torn around with out seeing them

All the other kid in their high top kicks better run run run run from the raptors

Hear footsteps *......... bounces * Dead*

Literally just walk outside and try to do something. A raptor should see you’re trying to have a good time and pounce you. Works for me every time.

See alpha Raptor fighting alpha Raptor the other day was nice to see a level playing field for once

When you try taming things you know the three raptoraros are there

"Alien"

If you get the reference

Raptor: Meh make u go oof

Nub: nu u can nut *Smacks raptor*

Raptor:*Gets alpha* Now meh make u go oof

Nub: *Gets bat* Heheheh u no strong u dilo

Nub: *Nubs bat was meant to hit raptor but instead hits alpha*

Alpha: u choose death?

Raptors are biggest nightmares with my bird.