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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Compy: walks up to me and my lvl 30 raptor
Me: hmm
Raptor: hmmmmmmm
Compy: hello
Me: shoo shoo little rat
Compy: RAT! You offend me even tho that’s exactly what I am! *bites*
Raptor: oh no you didn’t
Compy: ahhh *runs away*
Raptor: *bites with out even moving
Server: compy lvl 1 got killed by Delta lvl 30
Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”
Me: “Eat meat lizard!”
Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”